|A4 Poster to advertise Guestbook
||I need a simple poster inviting guests to sign the guest book. Colours must be pastel pink, rose gold, yellow gold and white. Please see attached image, I like the graphics and colours of this image.
The poster must include the following words:
To be opened in 2036 when Maisie turns 18...
Maisie's Guest Book
Stop here you see,
and write a special message to me!
A wish or memory,...
||Grafik Tasarımı, Poster Tasarımı, Baskı
||Jun 14, 2018
||Jun 14, 2018Bitti
|Project for Raushan Kumar T.
||Hi Raushan Kumar T., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.
I have no design i want Simple website development: as [login to view URL] .
which is listing jokes. The requirements:
-well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly.
-100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes.
, CSS, MySQL, HTML,
||Jun 9, 2018
||Jun 9, 201819s 37a
||I need a new website. I need you to design a website for my small business. Hello
I am saddam adil an entrepreneur I working in 3 year in political compaging management company. But I wanna start a self business .
My preject is developing a love happyness site for soceity I can changes in soceity for this project.
My site based on love story book love story of people love shayri joke and self...
||PHP, Web Sitesi Tasarımı, Grafik Tasarımı
||Jun 9, 2018
||Jun 9, 2018Bitti
|Find Quality Sales Leads (Small business owners in USA)
||I'm looking for someone to find quality leads:
What I'm looking for is small business owners in the USA.
What would be needed is: Business name, Owner Name, Phone Number and Email
Let me know the cost on 250 leads. (I could also create an incentive if I close the sale you get $50 each!)
In your opening line, tell me a good knock knock joke (to avoid bots)
||Tele-pazarlama, Satış, Pazarlama, Toptan Pazarlama, Leadler
||Jun 6, 2018
||Jun 6, 2018Bitti
|I need an artist who can draw caricatures, in anime/ manga style.
||I have a photo of me and my friends, and we joke how it looks like an anime. Now i need one of your guys help to bring the dream to life.
Doesn't need to be super detailed.
||Sanat & El Sanatları
||Jun 6, 2018
||Jun 6, 2018Bitti
||Requirement - short videos
Quality - hd/ full hd any (not blur)
Duration - 4 to 5 minute
Daily average - min.10 video daily
Subject - funny, joke, prank, motivation, story, gk, anyNote - already on youtube NOT REQUIREDPREFFER TO CREATIVE IDEA
||Web Sitesi Tasarımı, Grafik Tasarımı, Logo Tasarımı, Markalaştırma
||Jun 2, 2018
||Jun 2, 2018Bitti
|Professional Article Writer For Writing Daily Articles In Affiliate Marketing Niche....
We need a professional writer who has experience writing high quality articles in affiliate marketing and online marketing niche.
NOTE: WE NEED ONLY NATIVE ENGLISH WRITERS. No disrespect to anyone.
Here are the instructions:
Our goal is to create a daily newsletter, with curated news, that has the same funny/sarcastic tone as the "Morning Brew" newsletter. While "Morning ...
||Metin Yazarlığı, Blog, Article Writing, Ürün Tanımları, İçerik Yazımı
||May 31, 2018
||May 31, 2018Bitti
|Write me 2 blogs *ENGLISH WRITERS
Blog #1: Importance of Small Businesses using social media for marketing (there should be lots of info online)
# 2- Why it's important to hire someone for reputation management (managing online reviews throughout all review sites)
I'd like someone who is familiar with these topics (digital marketing/social media) and can put together a good blog that is easy to read and fun to ...
||Metin Yazarlığı, Blog, Article Writing, Yaratıcı Yazma, İçerik Yazımı
||May 29, 2018
||May 29, 2018Bitti
|Design a T-Shirt for "Your Father Loves You" Clothing Line
||We are looking for 3 to 5 t-shirt designs for our t-shirt brand called Your Father Loves You.
The name comes from a joke we have with our friends where you essentially look to throw someone off by asking them Who's Your Father? This odd question is then answered immediately with "Your Father"
We are looking for designs that are fashionable, witty, and aesthetically pleasing. W...
||Grafik Tasarımı, İllüstratör, Photoshop, Photoshop Tasarımı, Tişörtler
||May 24, 2018
||May 24, 20184g 18s
||New start-up company looking to build a network of reliable resources to execute projects. Our focus is on delivery of content for small businesses. We are offering a position that includes video production, shooting, editing and motion design. You will be able to roll up your sleeves and wear many hats for production scenarios. You should be able to work independently with little supervision and ...
||Video Servisleri, Video Düzenleme, Videografi, Video Filmi, Video Düzenleme
||May 15, 2018
||May 15, 2018Bitti
|Make A Joke Application
||I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built.
I want A Best Joke Application Both Online and Offline
In Offline it shows with jokes only by text
but by online a new options will be available to view jokes image and download or like other in which user see jokes image and download it.
I have a Linux database where we put the all data.
and I need it very fast t...
||Mobile App Development, Android
||May 14, 2018
||May 14, 2018Bitti
|Dad Jokes Book Cover
||I am looking for a FRONT and BACK cover for my new book. The title is:
Dad Jokes - Father's Day Edition
It will be 6x9, large easy to read title, eye-catching colors and since this is geared towards men please do not add girly [login to view URL] is a joke book so please keep that in mind. We still want the cover to be kid friendly, so nothing vulgar or obscene. Original artwork only. Do NO...
||Kitap Sanatçısı, Grafik Tasarımı, Örnekleme, İllüstratör, Photoshop
||May 9, 2018
||May 9, 2018Bitti
|expert on writing a <dad joke> book
||i'm looking for ebook writer to write a dad jokes ebook around 10k words with attached simple illustration inside.
Full payment upon completion
10 days upon project acceptance
Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content
To apply, please send me your past work sample of joke book/simple draft so i can better evaluate your writing style
||Metin Yazarlığı, Yerine Yazma, e-Kitap, Kitap Yazma, Yaratıcı Yazma
||May 6, 2018
||May 6, 2018Bitti
|Promoting a political book with top journalists and TV hosts (USA & Europe)
||We are launching a book about politics and China. It is serious but it is also a joke. It has what it takes to be talked about and we are looking for the person to help us on that. We need to place the book in the right hands amongst Talk Show hosts and main TV and printed media journalists. Our primary focus is the American market, secondarily the European.
We may consider a fixed fee payment pl...
||May 4, 2018
||May 4, 2018Bitti
|Please Read All Of This Project - 30/04/2018 08:16 EDT
||I have been around the block a time or two. Someone tried to get me to kill his wife once. My life has had everyone wanting me to write it. Now that I am 47 and some of the main players in my life have passed. It is time to write it now. My life touches on most of the current hot issues. After just a few minutes which turns out a lot longer you will just say wow. I need someone to help me w...
||Pazarlama, Yayınlama, Yerine Yazma, Beyin Fırtınası, İçerik Yazımı
||Apr 30, 2018
||Apr 30, 2018Bitti
|XTK Android Wallet
||With all the craze over magical internet money, I decided to clone a cryptocurrency. This was part joke, part art project - this will never be ICOed, won't be worth real money, but let me learn some technical details about how it works and give friends a chance to play with a cryptocurrency without fear of actually losing money.
I can code, but I'm not a software engineer. (Security r...
||Java, Mobile App Development, Android, Blockchain
||Apr 27, 2018
||Apr 27, 2018Bitti
|Add my pic of Kennedy to a photo for a joke
||I need someone to alter some images. I need one famous person added to a photo for a joke
||Grafik Tasarımı, Photoshop
||Apr 19, 2018
||Apr 19, 2018Bitti
|Youtube video like same as it is make joke of
||You have to give your comedy sound and make same as like this video [login to view URL] give it to me full details
||Video Filmi, Video Düzenleme
||Apr 18, 2018
|Voice Actor: Chinese/Singaporean School Headmaster for Adult Computer Game
||We are producing an adult computer game that takes place in a senior prep school. The theme is male-male corporal punishment; essentially it’s spanking/punishment simulator with role-playing and adventure game aspects.
We are a looking for a voice actor to play the school Headmaster and provide recordings of about 200 lines of English dialog. There is potential for future work.
||Ses Servisleri, Ses Yeteneği, Modern Çince (Çin), Klasik Çince (Tayvan), Klasik Çince (Hong Kong)
||Apr 18, 2018
|Write CBSE & ICSE Question Bank (Along with options, Answers and explanations)
1. Freelancer should be ready for long-term work.
2. Freelancer should submit the work on time.
3. Freelancer should be easily communicable through chat.
4. Freelancer should pass a sample given by me.
5. Freelancer will be paid Rs. 1 per question he/she writes.
6. Freelancer should write at least 60 questions per day.
7. Freelancer should have a good knowledge of ICSE & C...
||Article Writing, İçerik Yazımı
||Apr 16, 2018
||Apr 16, 2018Bitti