Jokes işler

I have a joke telling youtube page. Two people sitting down telling jokes. 2 cameras. No microphones The task is simple. I require 2 things - Cut out the irrelevant time inbetween each joke telling and cut to the camera that has the person talking or laughing - Add subtitles and background music for the video. Raw footage is approxiamtely 30mins long. Please do not bid if you do not agree to do these simple tasks. My allowance for this job is $10 only.

I Need 6000 SMS in Tamil Language. I am looking for someone who can collect 1000 SMS in each category- Love SMS, Good Morning, Good Night, Birthday Wishes, Anniversary Wish, Jokes. these collected SMS need to be written in tamil language and i want it in .txt file. No repetition in SMS.

...actually need to create a third: 1 is for my public-facing efforts. I want to treat it akin to how I have built up my LinkedIn profile where I only post about issues relevant to the U.S. manufacturing base that does work towards the U.S. Department of Defense. The 2nd Twitter account is going to be my alter-ego persona that will be unattached to my name. It is the outlet that will let me crack jokes and be snarky without there being conflict with my company and my efforts of building my recognition the US Defense Policy circles The last account - which I need to create - will be for a new website (I will need to get created). It will be for another persona that is only focused on U.S. football related topics. I don't have time for Twitter nor do I like the process of slow...

Copy texts from various internet pages: Dating app openers - 100 sentences to start a conversation Complements for him/her - 100 each Love quotes for him/her x 100 each Good day messages x 50 Good night messages x50 Romantic sentences x 100 Relationship questions for him/her x 100 each Romantic poems x 100 Funny sentences & jokes x 100 Sentences to ask her out x 100 Sentences to ask him out x100 Break up x 100 Make up x 50

I need a Youtube video professional edited. My channel has back and forth joke telling videos, watch the style I need it to be here ---> Main Audio - Intro and Outro files This video is about Marvel - so knowledge about Marvel characters is essential. Requirements: - Need to put together all the files sent and edit out the the pauses between jokes and ang other irrelevent things. - need a score board to be put up like in previous videos and award whoever laughs 1 point (Only when they tell a joke) not if they laugh at their own jokes. - Create subtitles for the video, fluent English is required. - Put up picutes or animations of the marvel character being spoken about briefly. If you watch the style of the jokes you will understand exactly what is required. ...

I have four videos that are joke battles (two people having turns telling jokes). They are completed and fully edited. I just need 8 - 10 shorts per each video. Only the most funniest parts of the video. The size needs to be vertical not horizontal, like the original. The original video is a 3 camera set up. Find some of the videos here The offer for this is $10AUD - no more will be accepted.

Able to write funny quotes, jokes, memes content for Youtube "Hindi" preferable

Im looking to comisson a painting for my girlfriends birthday. I need an artists help to bring one of our inside jokes to life!! Short description: Willow tree on the banks of an interdimensional/ primordial ooze lake. With a couple other things in the back ground to include: VW bug, Tiny Squirrel, Spilled milkshake, And two people sleeping in the willow tree. If this sounds interesting or challenging let me know!! Look forward to hearing from you!!

The most important skill needed in improv is listening. To build a scene or narrative with someone, you have to listen to the "offers," or building blocks, fellow players are giving you and incorporate those elements into your response, no matter how surreal or incongruous they might seem. Someone who is not listening, or trying to deliver their own jokes, cuts off the scene. Translated into a business context, listening skills are vital to a business-partnering approach. Only by listening can you understand the other person's goals and objectives, and from there help them make decisions and warn them of any pitfalls. Just like in an improv sketch, "the more we can link what we say to what others say, the better," Mullarkey explained. In a business context...

I want a voice assistant that can do following things send message on whatsapp and email tell time news jokes weather report talks with you etc

Hello dear potential employee!? We are an independent and fast-growing chanel that makes funny videos for kids and teenagers all over the world. We need a person who will translate the scripts from Ukrainian into Latin American Spanish. Here you can see some examples of video we would like you to translate. https://dri...translate. Each video will be 20-30 minutes and the payment will be $4 for every 100 words. Every week you will receive 5 scripts and the payment will be $100-120 depending on the length. You need to add timecodes to each line, record all the sounds that the actors make, check that the script matches the video, localize jokes for your country and follow the slang. Contact me if you’re interested.

...represented with quality drawings and arranged on one page that is simple and easy to understand The drawings need to immediately reflect the behaviour so that it is obvious to the reader. The 6 behaviours are: 1) Intimidating behaviour such as shouting or using obscene gestures 2) Cyberbullying - e.g. someone receiving nasty and malicious messages to their cell phone 3) the use of inappropriate jokes/language that humiliate or embarrass someone 4) Inappropriate touching of someone's body and making sexual comments 5) Ignoring or excluding someone 6) Belittling or humiliating someone, singling them out in a group I understand it may be challenging to fit 6 behaviours on one page so I'm open to change this depending on the artist's view of what is possible I...

I am looking for a comedian that can write jokes related to investing, the economy, real estate market, stock market, blockchain, crypto, etc.

I am writing a blog on statistics and experimentation and post jokes on it as feature images (). For future blog posts, I am ready to create a joke, I want someone who can translate it into a cartoon and take credit for the same.

Hi Allyssa D., as we discussed, I'll agree to hire you for $200 for the 5 jokes on robot humor (i.e., the types of jokes that a robot would tell to a customer in a service setting such as a bar).

For a research study, we need a joke that an AI would tell to customers in a service setting. For example, this is what we wrote so far, but we'd like something better: <AI>And this is the latest drink that our restaurant has placed on the menu. It’s refreshing and ZAPS you back into shape. In fact, it fried my circuits the first time I tried it. We would like at least five or so different jokes that we can choose from to find the best one.

I need someone to help me with a speech for my own wedding. I wanna talk for 5 min and have perfect English and add some jokes

I need someone to help me with a speech for my own wedding. I wanna talk for 5 min and have perfect English and add some jokes

I am a 36 year old black man, I live in England and my sister is 4 years older than me and lives in South Africa. She turned 40 this year in March and is hosting a 40th birthday party in September which I will be attending and giving a speech. We grew up together with a lot of struggle and made it through. I want a speech with words to let her know what a courageous and great person she...year old black man, I live in England and my sister is 4 years older than me and lives in South Africa. She turned 40 this year in March and is hosting a 40th birthday party in September which I will be attending and giving a speech. We grew up together with a lot of struggle and made it through. I want a speech with words to let her know what a courageous and great person she is also with a few jokes...

Getting married in Aug and thought it would be fun to get my groomsmen a caricature of themselves with a few inside jokes mixed into the drawing. There will be 10 groomsmen.

We’re looking for an experienced Comedy script who can write comedy scripts in Hindi & Bhojpuri for our Youtube channel Like Cs Bisht Vines & Make Jokes of. Video Duration 5 to 7 Min Max

...WANT A COOL RADIO STATION...BEING A "TALK RADIO" BY CALLING TO PEOPLE.. ON THEIR MOBILE-PHONE OR AT HOME... JUST TERRORIZING THEM BY SEVERAL CONCEPTS... LIVE! I OWN A RADIO STAITON.... I HAVE A CRAZY. PROJECT... I WANT ONE NEW RADIO-STATION BEING EVERY DAY HAVING AN INTERACTIVE PHONE-TERROR SHOW... WHICH IS AUTOMATICALLY CALLING PEOPLE... ON THEIR HOMEPHONE OR MOBILE PHONE... AND PLAY STUPID JOKES WITH THEM... LIKE ASK THEM SILLY QUESTIONS... AND EVEN PUT THAT LIVE ON AIR.... AS RADIO-BROADCASTER... OR JUST HAVE A WEBPAGE... WHERE LISTENERS CAN PROVIDE A NAME... AND 2 TELEPHONE NUMBERS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW EACH OTHER... THEN WE CALL THE 2 TELEPHONE NUMBERS AT THE SAME TIME... AND WHEN EACH OF THEM PICKS UP... THE OTHER THINKS... THAT HER FRIEND HAD CALLED... OR HIS ...

Banner updates everyday and change out static video and add categories to website containing funny stuff dealing with funny, jokes, pranks, bloopers, cartoons, on youtube

We’re looking for an experienced Comedy script who can write comedy scripts in Hindi for our Youtube channel Like Cs Bisht Vines & Make Jokes of. Video Duration 5 to 7 Min Max

Hi Kalidas S., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.I just need a guy to to do updates on my banner everyday M-F and change out my static videos and add category's to the site from youtube Funny stuff, Gags, Bloopers, Pranks Cartoons, Jokes from youtube for $68-$70 a month contract

Hi Mohammad E., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I just need a guy to to do updates on my banner everyday M-F and change out my staic videos and add category's to the site from youtube Funny stuff, Gags, Bloopers, Pranks Cartoons, Jokes from youtube for $68 a month contract

Hi Dezine Geek, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. I just need a guy to to do updates on my banner everyday M-F and change out my staic videos and add category's to the site from youtube Funny stuff, Gags, Bloopers, Pranks Cartoons, Jokes from youtube for $68 a month contract

I'm writing an adult / edgy game show. I need to create ~300 edgy trivia questions with multiple choice answers. Questions theme: adult/ mature/ jokes Deadline: 2-3 weeks Please find attached examples of questions. Would like to see 5 sample questions written - original.

hello, i am looking for a automatic script to scrape 100s of jokes from either tick tock, redit or the internet and randomly create youtube videos to upload 4 times a day. The youtube video background would be a image of a iPhone, and the joke should be displayed on the iphone screen image like typewriter text with talking the script sound as it types. There should be a pause and then the joke punchline. i have the google api login details and i have a redit account please say if you can do this how long it would take and how long to do . thanks

Please see attached word. doc for more detailed information about the task. If you think you can do this properly, please contact me.

hello, i am looking for a memes image collector you can collect images from any whare that is no problem but you need to send them on time (No skills are required ) interested can apply

I need a lot of jokes (340 jokes) and pick up lines (250 lines) and tongue twisters (50 tongue twisters): 1 per Excel row, each joke in a single cell, from the following categories: JOKES: 340 total deez nuts jokes - 50 jokes total yo mama jokes - 50 jokes total dark humor jokes - 50 jokes total corny jokes - 50 jokes total chuck norris jokes - 50 jokes total christmas jokes - 30 jokes total halloween jokes - 30 jokes total thanksgiving jokes - 30 jokes total TONGUE TWISTERS: 50 total tongue twisters - 50 tongue twisters total PICK UP LINES: 250 total cheesy pick up lines - 50 lines funny pick up lines - 50 lines best pick up lines - 50 lines corny pick up...

...our engineering teams are happy with the collaboration. This role will suit you if you think you’re there to drive and help, not to demand. are interested in growing the collaboration with our customers from simple proof-of-concept projects to long-term engagements. Like to build new accounts and are excited about managing them. like working in a truly geek environment (yes, we have a “bad jokes” channel). You will be responsible for managing international accounts, focusing mainly on Asian, European, and Arab regions. gathering, analyzing, and documenting project requirements with our Sales Team. planning the project tasks and schedules with one of our architects. being the main point of contact between us and our customers. helping our Engineering Team ...

Looking for someone to collect the funniest jokes around the internet categories will be provided Hourly Please bid the rate you can work for per hour Once bid that is not a negotiation point Also it is hourly time tracked so don’t waist your time asking fixed rate

I am looking for someone to write some great jokes about my friend for his 40th birthday, he is a medical scientist, owns and runs a MMA gym, he loves stand up, the sopranos, the lakers, history, has 2 young kids and I need to come up with some great zingers for his bday, the less politicly correct the better

I’ll have rock-performance. I’m playing on violin. I need have some speech between each composition. Some jokes, something interesting about compositions etc. It’s will be my first performance ever with speech from the stage. That’s why I’m looking for somebody who can understand what it’s should be in speech. I have list of compositions.

...pages and weed map app ( using emails of google for creating account ). I am paying 35 cents for each advices -> Total budget -> 0,35cts per advise -> 300 advise -> 105 euros. Advise must be something simple -> 5 stars with easy comments such as : « Nice place that we recommend you to visit in Los Cristianos! / One of the best club I saw on the island / Finally something serious down there! No jokes ! / incredible place / top quality, highly recommended / Just go for it, sick place! / Finally a place where I feel home, great job guys / A must do in tenerife / Incredible social club / Probably one of the best club on the island / wooooowwwwwww / Great club! / Nice location, nice set up, nice menu! / A great spot for chilling down there ! / Amazing time ...

I would like someone to create a logo named 'The Rampage Comedy Show'. It is for a comedy show that I am creating, and I have the colours white, red and grey in mind. I would like the word 'Rampage' to be in a bigger font to the rest and to be relatable to the raw, hard hitting jokes that the show will provide. I also would like the words 'comedy show' to be similar to the ones in the 1st image I uploaded. The other images are just examples of other comedy logos that are eye-catching that I need this one to be.

The project only needs to be between 125-175 words. I also need this project done in 6 hours. The project needs to be a funny comedy article about a celebrity. Such as Tiger Woods. Any celebrity can be used. The jokes need to be original and related to current events. Think of an SNL skit as an example. Funny is key, truth or correctness of facts does not apply here. No plagiarism please! Only original work

...times, finally sober. Bottom line is this. I had a very successful life, got wiped out in the "too big to fail" Real Estate crash. Lost a few million dollars, lot my marriage, lost my health, started REALLY DRINKING and in the end, it was Family, Friends and GOD that provided my the love and support to get my back. I want it to be a memoir sorts, lots of Religious/Spiritual [NOT PREACHY], jokes, self effacing humor, folksy [think Mark Twain] Anyway, what I can tell you is that I did crossover, I came back, I have a message, I am a good communicator, and I have a great story, with no one to tell it. Basically it will be a story about man's fall from grace, how to pick yourself up, and start over again. Everyone has problems, especially post covid. Lots of ...

...the leading HR position. Whoever holds this position will get a chance to grow into a much bigger role of CEO or Managing Director for Vincitori. *** Here’s What a Typical Day as the Chief Human Resource Officer At Vincitori Looks Like *** Once you join our ranks, you will be in a flexible work environment that too in the comfort of your home or from anywhere in the world. Other than random jokes and some fun, a day in the life of the Chief HR Officer looks like this: • Coordinating with all teams and making sure everyone has the same goals • Checking in on the performance and ensuring everyone’s emotional state to develop a culture that’s based on looking after one another, staying productive, and getting the chance of becoming the best pe...

Need a website designer that works on Wix. Relatively simple project, I have some custom art and I want the website to flow with the other marketing that I have. Business is outdoor pest control (mosquito and tick) using organic pesticides. Im in east central minnesota, largest city in this territory is under 5k. Clients (wi...Relatively simple project, I have some custom art and I want the website to flow with the other marketing that I have. Business is outdoor pest control (mosquito and tick) using organic pesticides. Im in east central minnesota, largest city in this territory is under 5k. Clients (will be) rural residences and some resorts. This is a 2022 start up. Im a former science teacher and i like cartoons, silly jokes, and I want to explain things with my content and be ...

...win awards and become a bestseller. The book is called, “The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time and the boy is Christopher.” Christopher is an autistic-savant. He can name all the countries in the world and their capitals. He has a photographic memory and a genius in math and science. Despite of his unusual intelligence, he cannot imagine, understand figures of speech and relate to jokes. He also does not like places with a lot of people and people touching him. People who are autistic-savants exhibit both characteristics common among those with autism and those with Savant Syndrome. Autism is one developmental disorder among the group of Autism Spectrum Disorders. This condition is mainly characterized by impairment in socialization, imagination and commu...

...smartphone device attached to glasses, with a scanner, recorder, 3D hologram, AI and more Behaviour & Personality of the character - a bit Crazy and Very impulsive: Acts without thinking, says everything on his mind without thinking - Very, Veeery low Wisdom & Intelligence - Slow & Dumb when socializing with people - Doesn't understand human behaviour or socializing - Doesn't understand jokes or humour - Doesn't understand idioms or phrases (pepatah), takes them 100% literally - Doesn't understand combat tactics or strategy - Doesn't understand lying, normal conversation, bribery, persuasion, style - Zero "street wisdom" - Understands technology, medicine, shooting and martial arts 100% !! - Not a "Cool" act...

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I have about 75% of the jokes written, so I'm primarily looking for editing and feedback. I have some bare-bone ideas for other jokes, which I need help with bringing to life (ex. Creating a funny fake dating profile for a friend). And I'm also hoping for someone to provide more suggestions for jokes.

I have about 75% of the jokes written, so I'm primarily looking for editing and feedback. I have some bare-bone ideas for other jokes, which I need help with bringing to life (ex. Creating a funny fake dating profile for a friend). And I'm also hoping for someone to provide more suggestions for jokes.

So it’s for a charity event and there’s a part where I need to make people laugh. It can’t be inappropriate or too dark and that’s why I need help with jokes that aren’t corny or dad jokes but are funny

Make an jokes app in no coding app builder we will give sample

We produce invisible locks for furniture. Used in an office for cabinets or drawers. The card gets placed outside on the wooden surface, and the locker or drawer opens. You can control the lock also via Bluetooth from a distance. We search for a 5 second video with a prank / joke. Finally a possible customer should get a smile on his face when he watches the video. Target customer: serious decisions maker So: what kind of prank can we do with an electronic lock in an office? In total we need ~20 videos in different usages.