|READ THE POST XXX ADULT RELATED Need a FEMALE INDEPENDENT Web designer/developer
||$$$$ FEMALES ONLY, SEND RECENT PIC WITH BID$$$$ (I DOUBT MUCH CONSIDERATION WILL BE GIVEN TO THOSE WHO DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL
PLEASE BE OVER 18, INDEPENDENT, MUST HAVE H/S NET AND WEBCAM).
With your bid AND PIC include a funny joke. It will give me an idea of your sense of humor. This is not an average job it is supposed to be a fun job.
A I will put it very plainly and try to be ...
||.NET, Grafik Tasarımı, CAD/CAM, XXX, Yazılım Geliştirme
||Sep 24, 2017
|Funny Birthday card for my Girlfriend (Digital)
||I want to get a very simple drawing in black lines only, that I can print at home and stick to an a4 piece of paper to turn it into a card.
Our nicknames are "Burrito" and "Chicken Pie"....
My girlfriend must be a happy burrito hugging a pie with chicken legs. If possible a cute cat is sitting on our heads like in facebook video chat.
Its supposed to be funny and a joke card...
||Grafik Tasarımı, Sanat & El Sanatları, Karikatür & Çizgi Film, Konsept Sanatı, Drawing
||Sep 22, 2017
||Sep 22, 20175g 1s
|Project for Arif4000
||Hi Arif4000, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.I have a picture I need to have someone's arms bigger / muscles. its for a work joke
||Grafik Tasarımı, Veri Girişi, Photoshop, Fotoğraf Düzenleme, Photoshop Tasarımı,
||Sep 21, 2017
||Sep 21, 20176g 20s
|Hire a Logo Designer
||I'm creating an brazilian online shoe store, where the sales channels will be on Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp. In addition to the online sales channels, I will also use the company logo on printed materials like tags, flyers, wraps, packages and stickers. So I would like to hire a designer to create my company logo.
The name of my company is Calçadoteca.
||Sep 12, 2017
||Sep 12, 2017Bitti
|Joke bitcoin wallet
|| I want to create a fake bitcoin wallet where I can set how many bitcoins are in the wallet. All the "bitcoins" would not be real of course but I want to trick my friends into thinking that I am a bitcoin millionaire and see how they react for laughs before I tell them the sad truth that its not a real bitcoin wallet.
I am surprised that this doesn't exist online, and so I was ...
||Yazılım Geliştirme, Kod yazma, Programlama
||Sep 12, 2017
||Sep 12, 2017Bitti
|Illustrate a monthly comic for our company
||We're looking for an illustrator who can do a monthly comic for us. We provide the idea and it's generally a technical type of joke. You can see past examples of these here:
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||Örnekleme, Adobe Illustrator
||Sep 7, 2017
||Sep 7, 2017Bitti
|Write an Android application
||Hi, Everybody!! (Hi Dr. Nick.....just kidding...Simpsons joke...never mind)
I'm looking for an Android app developer to develop a simple (but very user-friendly) app that's using the phone's camera option and also has a payment & checkout section. it's for a new company that's using the app to manufacture tailor made accessories for our clients.
very cool and inter...
||Mobile App Development, Android, Yazılım Geliştirme, Uygulama Tasarımcısı, Uygulama Geliştiricisi
||Aug 28, 2017
||Aug 28, 2017Bitti
|Alter some Images
||Hi, we are going through some exiting new changes at our work, i have been asked to put some faces on a flyer (CSI) . it is an internal office joke to keep motivation high!
let me know you are interested not a huge job,
||Aug 24, 2017
|Handmade Jewelry eCommerce Website Needed
||We currently develop our own products and are looking for someone to aid in the product description and image taking process. The perfect applicant would be a person we could mail new items to and then they craft an appropriate description, take photos of the item both alone, and in use for the end result to be published for sale online.
These products will range from novelty / joke items to ...
||PHP, e-Ticaret, HTML, Mücevherat
||Aug 17, 2017
||Aug 17, 2017Bitti
|Corporate event tee-shirt image
||I need a designer to take pictures of 4 company leaders and transpose them onto Mt Rushmore. The resulting image will be printed onto tees as part of a joke for a corporate event taking place next week.
||Aug 16, 2017
||Aug 16, 2017Bitti
|Graduate Program Application - Accounting
||Require a excellent writer to help write great responses to a graduate program application. Specifically for Audit and Assurance.
There are three questions - the maximum response allowed per questions is 250 words. Therefore maximum of 750 words.
Must be 100% original work.
Th Questions are attached.
Please reply with any random first line for example "Wheres my money?&qu...
||Metin Yazarlığı, Yerine Yazma, Article Writing, Yaratıcı Yazma
||Aug 15, 2017
||Aug 15, 2017Bitti
|Help me write something
||I need you to write some articles. First, my name is Melissa. I am 27 years old and from a small town in Louisiana. I was in an abusive relationship for 4 years. It took be 4 years to escape the torment I had become used to. The torment that became my normal. The day I made the decision to leave him was the scariest day of my life. But it was also the best day of my life. Even tho I would soon bec...
||Aug 14, 2017
||Aug 14, 2017Bitti
|Add special effects to Delorean video like Back to the Future
I have one video file of a Delorean (car) taking off down the road. I require two edits of this video:
1. Add flames to the tyre tracks like in the movie 'Back to the Future' as it takes off down the road. (See YouTube link below).
2. Add special effects to the car to make it disappear like in the movie Back to the Future.
This video will be put together as a bit of a jok...
||Grafik Tasarımı, Video Filmi, Video Düzenleme
||Jul 31, 2017
||Jul 31, 2017Bitti
|Pics Joke app android
||Application Androïde J'ai besoin qu'il soit conçu et construit Application whose purpose is to share funny photos / videos in public of everything and anything anonymously. With option to put its position to locate people / funny things by city. A cat also. Possibility of small effect on the photos, blur the heads, text. And funny looking option by city
||Mobile App Development, Android
||Jul 26, 2017
||Jul 26, 2017Bitti
|I would like to hire a Logo Designer
||Hola my logo maestros I need a logo for a wine that am brewing the wine´s name is MeeHBlee no joke and the concept of the logo is how your mouth looks like when you are asking for this wine just the mouth and the tung and the wine´s name thansk
ps if you have better idea how to spell it send that
and we are making more of wine and beer so maybe you can be our logo maestros
||Grafik Tasarımı, Reklam Tasarımı, Logo Tasarımı, Yaratıcı Tasarım
||Jul 22, 2017
||Jul 22, 2017Bitti
|Project for GreenVegan
||Hi GreenVegan, I have a very short bit of copy to get right. A joke seems to get lost in translation between ENG and FR. Just need maybe 15 mins with you via chat to figure it out.
||Çeviri, Düzeltme/Tashih, Article Writing, , Fransızca (Kanada), Fransızca
||Jul 19, 2017
||Jul 19, 2017Bitti
|I need at least 10 t-shirt designs per day
||I need to add 2 designers to my team that are great at digital art, specifically for t-shirts.
What I need from you:
I need both designers to provide at least 10 designs per day. There is no cap on how many you can submit.
You will create the designs based on a list that we have carefully researched to make sure we'll get sales based on what has already sold in the marketplace.
||Grafik Tasarımı, Photoshop, Photoshop Tasarımı, Tişörtler
||Jul 18, 2017
||Jul 18, 2017Bitti
||Grafik Tasarımı, Logo Tasarımı, Photoshop
||Jul 12, 2017
||Jul 12, 2017Bitti
|NEWS BLOG SITE
||I want a NEWS BLOG....4 pages. I believe it is self explanatory. The firs page in the attachments is just where I got the idea. The second page is how I want it set up. I have the other categories where when you click on it goes to another page. I want people on (ask a question) to be able to write in a question and I will forward it to the news media on a weekly basic. I will pick out the q...
||Jul 12, 2017
||Jul 12, 2017Bitti
||I am looking to make a monthly newsletter to send out to potential clients. I am a bookkeeper who works with attorneys. I would like a variety of news relating to attorneys and bookkeeping, slight advertising of my services, plus maybe a joke or other fun stuff. You will need to come up with the topics and get my approval before writing. Once the topics are approved, you will need to write the ...
||Yasal, Haber Bülteni, E-posta Pazarlama, Muhasebecilik, Mailchimp
||Jun 25, 2017
||Jun 25, 2017Bitti