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bollinger bant stratejisine pine editörde long ve short alarmları eklenmesini istiyorum,
Bir yazı yazdım. Bu yazıyı 1 dakikalık youtube short videosu yapmak istiyorum
Hareketli ortalamaların kesişimine göre alıp satacak, 10- 20x kaldıraç ile long short açacak bot istiyorum. Programlama dili önemli değil. Botu bir servera yükleyip ordan kontrol etmek istiyorum.
Resimde görülen özelliklerdeki coin için '' izole '' '' Sabit tutarlı giriş ( Sabit değerini istediğim zaman değiştireceğim. ) '' ve çarpanını istediğim şekilde belirleyebileceğim ve değiştirebileceğim, Long ve short ayırt edip gelen mesaja göre işlem açabilecek bir yazılım yazdırmak istiyorum. Kâr alma noktası ise 3. değer olacak. Stop aynı şekilde kalacak. Ne ile yazıldığı önemli değil. Başka bir pc de Telegram ve yazılım sürekli çalışacak.
Programımızın adı işçi olsun; - işçi 2 borsanın features hesapları(poloniex ve binance) arasındaki market fiyat farkını kontrol eder. - İşçi Fiyat farkı x Usd olduğunda çalışır ve y'usdye düştüğünde 2 taraftaki pozisyonları eş zamanlı kapatır - İşçi işleme başladığında fiyatı yüksek olan borsadan 25 kaldıraç ile short pozisyon açar - İşçi işleme başladığında fiyatı düşük olan borsadan 25 kaldıraç ile long pozisyon açar - İşçinin kapatma fonksiyonu bulunmalıdır. Kapat komutunu alınca işlemin bitmesini bekler ve yeni işlem açmaz. Güvenle durduruldu diye mesaj verir. - işçi bir pozisyon açık iken asla 2. Bir pozisyon başlatamaz. - Kesinlikle nodejs ...
İşçinin özellikleri; - işçi 2 borsanın features hesapları arasındaki fiyat farkını kontrol eder. - Fiyat farkı 60 Usd olduğunda çalışır ve 10usdye düştüğünde 2 taraftaki pozisyonları kapatır - İşçi işleme başladığında fiyatı yüksek olan borsadan 25 kaldıraç ile short pozisyon açar - İşçi işleme başladığında fiyatı düşük olan borsadan 25 kaldıraç ile long pozisyon açar - İşçi fiyat farkı 10usdye düştüğünde 2 borsadaki pozisyonu da kapatır. - İşçi fiyat farkını beklerken %de de takip eder. Bir borsadaki fiyat 25 kaldıraçta %4 50 kaldıraçta %2 10 kaldıraçta %10 değiştiğinde iki pozisyonu da kapatır. - İşçinin kapatma fonksiyonu bul...
ilk mum yesil /long/al ise ikinci mumunda aynisi olmasini istiyorum ve/veya kirmizi ise ikinci mumunda kirmizi short veya sat cikmasini istiyorum. Ozetle ilk cikan mum ne ise ikinci cikacak aynisi olacak. Biraz fazla basit oldu farkindayim
Hareketli ortalamaların kesişimine göre al ve sat yapacak, 10x- 20x kaldıraç kullanacak long ve short pozisyon açacak bir bot istiyorum. Hangi dil olduğu önemli değil. Botu bir server a yükleyip ordan kontrol etmek istiyorum.
...since my childhood and I developed myself on web design, SEO, Digital marketing, graphic design. I have at least 5 years of agency experience and simultaneous freelance experience. What studies can we do together? > Web Design (Personal, Corporate, E-commerce, Special projects) > SEO (100 percent increase in a short time) > Graphic Design (Coolest modern designs for Social Media and Web sites) > Digital Marketing (I make your project or brand popular on all social platforms in a short time and provide the desired return.) Merhaba, çocukluğumdan beri bilgisayar ve internet ortamını kullanmaktayım ve kendimi web tasarım, SEO, Dijital pazarlama, grafik tasarım üzerinde geliştirdim. En az 5 yıllık ajans deneyimim ve eş zamanlı freelance deneyimim var. ...
Alanında uzman ekibimizin hızlı ve kaliteli çalışması sayesinde istediğiniz wordpress sitesi kısa sürede kurulur ve teslim edilir. Thanks to the fast and quality work of our expert in the field, the wordpress site is delivered in a short time.
ENGLISH : I need a video. Completely new video will use our attached logo. I want to see highend molten metal, smoke, fire, spark, welding fumes etc particles. We will us this short video including sound effects for teaser to our advertising videos on Youtube, LinkedIn etc. Its not urgent. I need a quality result. Professional textures and full 3D movie. I donot want Cinema4D adobe after effects. I need real render in 3DSMax, Maya,Blender etc. TURKISH : Tamamı ile 3 boyutlu tasarlanacak olan video ile mevcut logomuzu erimiş metal, alev, duman, kaynak kıvılcımı gibi partiküller ile süsleyip teaser gibi yapmak üzere ses verisi de ekleyerek sunulması işim var. Örnek çalışmaları görmek isteyeceğim. Zaman kısıtım yok kaliteli bir sonuç istiyorum. ...
Elektrik Makineleri dersi için 2 tane kısa soru çözülecek 3 fazlı trafolar ve indüksiyon Motor. 2 sorudan 1ini çözseniz de olur ona göre anlaşılır soruları eklemiyorum konuyu bilen varsa daha sonra gönderirim For the Electric Machinery course, 2 short questions will be solved, 3 phase transformers and induction motor. Even if you solve 1 of 2 questions, I wouldn't add clear questions accordingly. If anyone knows the subject, I will send it later.
...responsive design, wordpress ve amp konularında bilgili olan, Seo odaklı çalışabilecek. We are looking for friends who care about business discipline and getting the job done on time. You can get pretty good earnings in the long term. If you think you are suitable for this job, you can reach us by sending a message showing the works, references or projects with a short motivation letter. we plan to end the process in a short time. We'd love to see your CVs, your motivational writing and what you do. Mastering PHP, javascript, jquery programming languages, Experienced in Mysql database, Experienced in XML, JSON web services issues, Knowledgeable about html5, css3, responsive design, Wordpress and amp, Be able to work with an SEO focus....
I am looking to get my logo animated for website. It has to e very short, neat and tidy. something like in the attached gif or in below links:
merhabalar benim bir sitem var ve bu siteye bi özellik eklemek istiyorum. Şimdi üyeler bonus kredi kazanmak için kısaltılmış linke tıklayacak o linkte hedefe ulaşınca yani tıklama kabul edilince üyenin bakiyesine kredi eklenecek. aslında scriptte var fakat aktif değil.
Kamusal alanda yayın yapacağımız ekranlar için kanal ismi arı ekranlar hareketli alanlarda olacaktır. Bu ekranlarda reklam, güncel haberler ve eğlenceli videolar yayınlanacaktır. Kanal ismi için ipuçlarımız."Digital media, M...yayın yapacağımız ekranlar için kanal ismi arı ekranlar hareketli alanlarda olacaktır. Bu ekranlarda reklam, güncel haberler ve eğlenceli videolar yayınlanacaktır. Kanal ismi için ipuçlarımız."Digital media, Mobil, Moving Media" We are looking for a channel name that will broadcast in puclic space. Some of the screens will be in the moving spaces. There will be advertisings, news and funny videos in those screens. Key words are for this channel: Digital Media, Mobility, Moving Media etc. F...
Anadilim Türkçe olup İngilizcem oldukça iyi derecede. Kısa/uzun vadeli çalışmalarda İngilizce / Türkçe makale yazımı, editörlüğü ve bu iki dil arasında İngilizce-Türkçe / Türkçe-İngilizce çeviri yapabilirim. Bu ve buna benzer projelerde temiz çalışma-temiz ödeme şartlarıyla güvenilir iş yapmak istiyorum. My English is pretty good while My native language is Turkish. For Short/long options I can do English / Turkish article writing, editing and translation of one of these languages into another Turkish-English / English-Turkish. I want to work on these projects or other similar ones, in "Job cleanly done-Payment cleanly made" conditions trusthworty guarantee.
Değerli Fotoğrafçılar (Go to below for short English description) Turizm şirketimiz için İstanbul'un tanıtımını yapmak amacıyla 200 adet fotoğrafa ihtiyacımız var. Aslında tüm Türkiye, KKTC için var ancak önce İstanbul ile başlamak istiyoruz. Aslında birçok devlet kurumunda ücretsiz kaynak var ancak biz fotoğrafların bize özel olmasını (tüm telif hakkı bizim olacak), başka bir yerde kullanılmamasını istiyoruz. Projemizde dikkat ettiğimiz konular şunlar: -Kaliteli fotoğraflar istiyoruz. -Fotoğraflar genel olmalı. Makro vs istemiyoruz. -Fotoğraflarda konu olmalı. Mısır çarsısında alışveriş yapan bir turist, boğazda seyreden vapur, bir kilisenin çanı arkasında manzara, İstiklal'de tramvaya...
...site. 10 should be a place at the top banner, banners, admin section of the site will be entered also discounts for hotels in the middle and at the bottom of the display determined to be inputs such as daily room rate, certain parts must banners. facebook & twitter to be member of the site with the information and advertising on the site, e-mail should be sent to people who are members of in short, one must be very careful in two parts, especially part of the design and admin Project Details in detail in the project will give to friends. System 5 Stage (module) Want to Buy Delivery with all source code. It also will be published under the name of our company is our Mobile Market. 1 Step - Web Site 2 Step - IOS (Iphone & Ipad) and the Android App 3 Step - Fac...
I am seeking a highly meticulous and efficient Data Collection Specialist to gathe...contact information for 25 specified agencies. -Validate that email addresses are current and active. -Accurately enter all data into a provided spreadsheet format. Requirements: -Experience in data collection and validation. -Proficiency in basic research and use of spreadsheets (e.g., Google Sheets or Microsoft Excel). -Ability to deliver accurate results within a set timeframe. -Project Length: Short-term, estimated completion within one week. ( MAX 80 AUD as a test round, if the work is good, Larger jobs will come) Application Instructions: Please message me with the keyword "VSL" at the beginning of your application to confirm that you have fully read and understood the job desc...
I require an proficient developer to create a script that can send out automated emails through Gmail. This task should be accomplished with an appropriate scriptin...Send out notification emails. - The notifications will be for scheduled reminders and service status updates. - Targeted audiences are all users and selected groups. Relevant skills include proficiency in JavaScript (as Gmail Scripts commonly employs this language) and familiarity with Gmail's API. Knowledge of handling scheduled tasks and interaction with user databases is also beneficial. In short, I'm looking for a coding and Gmail expert who can automate the process of sending important reminders and status updates to our users. The system should handle all users while also having the option to target s...
...promote a product or service, so your work must be adapted to achieve this goal. - The target audience for this project is adults, so the style and content of the animation must be suitable for this demographic. - Audio narration is still in process, but our market is based on the same thing that this application does, for the Latin American market. - In short, we are looking for an animation that is very similar to the attached video, since the narration will be very similar as well. - If the animator requires the script in the language necessary to understand the content, please indicate it in the offer or send a message. If you have a strong portfolio of similar work and understand how to create engaging content for adult viewers, I'd love to hear
We are looking for Thai Natives for a short recording task!!! There is total 50 prompt and pay is 10$
I need you to produce either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN for an audio recording of a few lines. This audio is for a low-budget, serio-comic film. It may be used in another film as well. IMPROV ENCOURAGED! PLEASE REMEMBER: You are asked to record either the voice of the MAN or the WOMAN. FULL DISCLOSURE: This film has other scenes that I am sure will be considered offensive to many women and Christians, although others viewers may see it as raising valid theological and social issues in an original, cerebral, educational, high-concept, albeit edgy comic venue. (Your scene is not comparatively controversial in that respect). Your role would be either the man or the woman. THE COMPLETE SCRIPT ...
...system is to prevent accidents from occurring due to the proximity of these power lines. Key Requirements: - Detection Technology: While I'm open to suggestions, I'm leaning towards the use of laser sensors that can accurately detect thin wires. This is crucial as thin power lines can sometimes go unnoticed by traditional detection methods. - Detection Range: The system should be optimized for short-range detection, around 10 meters. This will allow for timely warnings and preventive actions against potential accidents. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in sensor technology, particularly laser sensors - Prior experience in designing safety-related systems - Knowledge of power lines and the potential dangers associated with them - Strong problem-solving skills...
I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...
I need an experienced animator to make some small edits to a short animation. The changes required include: - Change to our existing logo and branding - Alternations to a small part of the explanation
...good on mobile/laptop/desktop for my website using the MERN Stack. The key features of the front end design include a responsive design, user-friendly navigation, and custom animations. I prefer to use Tailwind CSS for this project. I need the project completed within 1-2 weeks, so the ideal candidate will have experience working with tight deadlines and be able to deliver quality work within a short timeframe. Tech: Front-end Framework: React.js/Angular with + Typescript Styling: Tailwind CSS Requirements: - Must be ready to be able to be integrated with a backend and have all components and APIs required - Must be responsive (work across mobile/desktop/laptop/tablet screens) - Must not have any spacing/alignment/responsive/font issues or mistakes - Must match design pro...
We are looking for registered Nurses in Italy, Spain, France and Germany to participate in a very short and engaging online Medical Education research project. The task has two layers: -Participate in a very short online survey about Medical Education content -Recruit other Nurses to participate in the activity. Every recruit is reimbursed for their participation. Only registered Nurses from these countries should apply, please.
I am seeking a proficient Python coder who can convert my current pinescript strategy into Python code. This strategy uses supertrend and SMA on daily and weekly timeframes. Key Elements of...the performance of the strategy across different stocks. Required Knowledge & Skills: - Deep understanding of Python coding and algorithm optimization. - Understanding of financial indicators especially the supertrend and SMA. - Experience in handling financial data for backtesting, including historical stock prices, volume data, and multi timeframe. Note that the exact rules for the long and short entries will be provided once you're selected for this project. Familiarity with Pinescript is highly desired. The goal here is for Python code to accurately replicate the Pinescript str...
More details: Less than 1 minute What is the final use of the edited video? Educational
...should be engaging, crafted with my described preferences and needs. - I did not specify a platform. Therefore, I'm open to suggestions regarding whether the game should be developed for PC, Mobile, or Console. Experts in all platforms are most welcomed. A proposal tailored to the best gameplay experience would be appreciated. - The timeline is ASAP. If you believe you can deliver quality work in a short span of time, I look forward to seeing your proposal. Skills and experience ideal for this job: - Proven experience in multiplayer game development. - Prompt communication and reliability. - Ability to provide suggestions and insights based on my requirements. - Capable of meeting a quick turnaround time. - Proficiency in game development across various platforms. Your ap...
I'm in need of a talented logo designer to create a professional and appealing logo for my new company. Key Requirements: - Due to the urgent nature of this project, the ideal freelancer should be able to work quickly and efficiently without compromising on the quality of the design. - I'm open to creative suggestions regarding color schemes that would best repres...compromising on the quality of the design. - I'm open to creative suggestions regarding color schemes that would best represent the brand, as I haven't decided on the specific color yet. - Please make sure to submit a portfolio of your past work, as I'd like to see the range and quality of your designs. Timeframe: I need this logo ASAP. If you're confident in your ability to deliver within a ...
I'm looking for a seasoned video editor to help create thrilling, less than one minute, adventure-themed travel videos for Instagram. Editing needs are basic - clipping, trimming, merging footage....adventure-themed travel videos for Instagram. Editing needs are basic - clipping, trimming, merging footage. The finalized video should feel exciting, embodying the spirit of adventure. Requirements: - Experiences in video editing, specifically in basic edits - Ability to convey an adventurous tone through video editing - Background in editing short Instagram videos is a major plus - Quick turnaround time expected. Your ability to capture the essence of exploration in a short, under a minute clip is highly desired. You're the right fit if you have a knack for storyte...
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website development on laravel 10 on a turnkey basis, design layout, in short, do everything %D0%A2%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BE?type=design&node-id=0-1&mode=design&t=Di7z8v81DGVJY82w-0
This exciting project requires a proficient motion graphic designer to create a minimalistic and abstract animation for a website's user interface. The project involves: - Crafting a captivating animation under 30 seconds in length - Creating a design that is impactful yet simple with intricate attention to detail - Working collaboratively to finalize the lo...the videos fit with Instagram Reel and Post Size - using minimal mockups for MacBook and iMac - using the same minimal approach of Apple Presentations and Promos Ideal freelancers will have a strong portfolio of minimalist animations and a keen understanding of making complex ideas easy to comprehend through motion graphics. Experience in UI design and a knack for keeping viewers engaged in a short time will be a si...
I'm in need of a talent who can generate entertaining long-duration videos, focusing on comedic sketches and funny challenges. These videos should be geared towards a general audience. Key Responsibilities: - Shoot engaging comedy skits and funny challenges - Each video should be longer than 5 minutes - Content must have universal appeal to resonate with a general audience Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in video shooting and editing - A knack for funny and engaging content creation - An understanding of what appeals to a broad viewership - Previous experience in comedy or entertainment-based content production is a plus.
I require a professional in SEO to enhance my website's visibility and overall performance. The main focus will be on on-page and off-page optimization, as well as conducting comprehensive keyword research and analysis. Key responsibilities: - Implement on-page and off-page optimization strategies to...optimization strategies to improve search engine rankings and increase website traffic. - Conduct in-depth keyword research to identify high-traffic, relevant terms. - Analyze and refine existing content to align with SEO best practices and maximize visibility. The urgency of the project requires the selected freelancer to be highly experienced, proactive, and capable of delivering results within a short timeframe. Previous success in boosting online sales through SEO is a defi...
More details: What is the purpose of the illustration? Memories Book for a birthday What theme should the book cover illustration follow? Illustrations from (old) family photos or moments What specific moments or photos would you like to include in the illustration? Family vacations, Childhood memories, Funny traits
We are carrying out a fire network project and need to carry out the calculation in software such as SprinCalc, FireCAD, AutoSprink, Firegrid or similar. It is necessary to meet FM Global standards, this requires factor k160. The pavilion to be calculated is 4310m². We are short on this project, which is why we need to: - Calculation memory (generated by the software); - List of materials; - Isometrics generated by the software. We will provide the necessary information for anyone preparing the project. We need the project between 24 and 48 hours after closing the proposal. Attached are some data to better understand demand.
I need a skilled t-shirt designer who can deliver a unique design in a very short time frame. Key requirements: - Ability to produce high quality, eye-catching designs - Experience in t-shirt design and understanding of printing requirements - Capacity to work on an urgent project and meet tight deadlines Please provide examples of your work and your past projects with a focus on t-shirt designs, and the fastest time you can complete this project.
As an active content creator, I'm looking for an experienced video editor who c...Instagram reels. The average length of the videos to edit is less than one minute. There's no requirement for any specific video editing software. Whether you're comfortable with Adobe Premiere Pro, Final Cut Pro, or iMovie, what matters most is the end result - high quality, engaging visuals that capture the spirit of my storytelling vlogs. Key skills and experience: • Experienced in editing short form video content for social media • Strong visual storytelling abilities • Creativity and an eye for detail • Ability to meet deadlines In summary, your role would involve producing high-quality, engaging edits of my vlog content, suitable for posting on various pl...
Freelance designer for Packaging: We are seeking an experienced creative designer for Product Packaging Work. Person with expertise and speciality in Kids product packaging, DIY packaging, Educational Product Packaging will be preferred. This is a short-term project with an estimated timeline of [1 Month]. Responsibilities: 1. Collaborate closely with a designated point of contact to understand brand guidelines, target audience, and product specifications. 2. Develop creative and brand-consistent packaging concepts for products. 3. Providing multiple options and time to time corrections based on feedback. 4. Ensure final packaging designs meet all functional requirements, including protection, storage, and ease of use. 5. Deliver final designs in print-ready file formats (e.g., A...
I'm looking for a professional web developer to create a website using Elementor for my donation organization. The site should be visually appealing and user-friendly, as we aim to encourage visitors to contribute to our cause. Key Requirements: - Site should be built using Elem...Proficient with Elementor, WordPress, and PayPal, VISA, Mastercard and other integration and ALL - Experience in designing and developing donation or e-commerce websites - Ability to deliver high-quality, responsive websites quickly The project is urgent and requires immediate attention, so I'm looking for a developer who can commit to the project and deliver the final product within a very short timeframe. Website 30% up and running need someone to FINISH it and make payment integrations
Turkish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Turkish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 110 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 110 short sentences record. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :
I am looking for an experienced editor who can transform stock videos and images into minute-long short films. This unique project demands an inventive individual with a knack for storytelling and a strong understanding of film rhythm and pace. We will provide the script. Key responsibilities: - Compiling stock footage and images into short films - Ensuring the final product aligns with my vision - Contributing to conceptualizing and enhancing narrative storytelling Essential Skills and Experience: - Proven experience with film editing - Proficiency in video editing for social media - IG Reels and YT Shorts - Knowledge of the rhythm and pacing in film - Experience in creating short films - Excellent communication skills No filming is required on your end, and scr...
I'm initiating a professional pickup truck rental service in Dubai, specifically tailored to suit the needs of moving companies. The main service I offer includes high-quality pickup trucks with professional drivers assigned, ensuring a smooth and efficient moving process. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Exceptional customer service skills - Experience in...efficient moving process. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Exceptional customer service skills - Experience in the moving or rental industry - Familiarity with Dubai and surrounding areas - Excellent driving and safety records. Key Project Features: - Reliable and well-maintained pickup trucks - Professional drivers provided - Specialized service for moving companies - Catering both short and long-...
