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    I am hoping to purchase a custom sized astronaut helmet that I could use while Djing simply for the fun of it. I have no idea how any of this works so if these are stupid specs then please feel free to tell me that they are haha. 1) I really like the idea of the mask portion being gold and or tinted so that no one could see into the mask but I could see out of the mask. 2) I like the idea of t...

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    some idiot develop it on stupid platform [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın] looking for expert ( proven record of developing Seo friendly Wordpress website) who follow our guidance on product specific Seo structured website to do on website change theme use better platform ask us about Seo details so you can do better Seo structured website add about us ...

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    [##I Need 10supplier help adv my gambling app]]] [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın] can told me your plan ,after let me know how i can got more real user / player form india. please review message , i need real user to play my gambling app. This not on app store / play store online , also no website , this the link let user/player download , is mean this not about/r...

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    I need 2 very basic POS apps created for an android device: - 1 app will be for staff, the other app will be for customers - customers can order items from the app, for example, like mcdonalds. Just simply select the items, add to cart, press checkout, and that's it. No payment gateway is needed as payments are cash. - The staff version of the app, will be for staff to see orders, add item...

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    an app that helps the elderly to use the basic applications through live video chat we are just school doing a stupid project so don't have to be so pro thanks a simple app that can do a live video chat to assist the elderly when they are using their phone. the live person helping out will be able to see their user's phones. every time the elderly user download this app all they have to ...

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    Tab #1 (Targets) has 4 text blocks in columns in pairs N & AB, S & AG, these need to be scanned for keywords listed in TAB #2 (synonyms) The output will go into AI-DO columns (you can see listed anchor terms there). format will 4 numbers separated by commas which are the total counts for N, AB, S, AG (in that order). How to compute counts: In "tab: Synonyms" for the a...

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    Weekend Project - If you bid, you will get my attention. To get my sensible and positive attention, don't put stupid bid amount and read the project. Others will see a client with attitude problem. I am agile and do lots of R&D projects here so time is important. I am cost conscious too if you know me. I put time and efforts in my project details and expect you to read and understand bef...

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    If you bid, you will get my attention. To get my sensible and positive attention, don't put stupid bid amount and read the project. Others will see a rude client or a client with attitude problem. I am agile and do lots of R&D projects here so time is important. I am cost conscious too if you know me. I put time and efforts in my project details and expect you to read and understand b...

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    If you are stupid enough do put a bid of $280-$300 per PAGE!!! We have a HTML template we are using to build a new website in larvel, and we require additional pages to be design from our template that matches the template html and css, and our overall design. Some pages are forms, others are tables. There is a section for calendars with drag and drop feature. Most components are in the them, you...

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    Our client seeks an app developer to help bring their concept to market. The concept is a fractional share trading app, but trading shares in a private portfolio of real estate properties. No need to connect to publicly traded shares. I’m being deliberately minimalist in the information shared on this platform for two reasons - confidentiality agreement signed with the client, and be...

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    Our show - [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın] is now splitting off into a second site. (its old and out of date) " [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın]" Site Heading is Sharon Rowntree presents... our duets show This will be - Wordpress powered with a style like the website - " [URL'yi görüntülemek ...

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    Hello there! Are you ready for a really ambitious fulltime position as a senior frontend developer? And yes, the role is fully remote, so you can do your job wherever you want; from the beach, the pyramids, even from the moon if you like (well, of course you need to have an internet connection). Likvido is a (very) fast-growing startup. We are around 60 employees now, and we are aiming for a ser...

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    Hello, I have a small python program (81 lines) that encrypts and decrypts a single file. I need someone to handle exceptions like: - Empty field for password - Wrong password - Wrong file format - No file - etc ... ... and displayed a message to the user about what to fix in [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın] (not traceback). If I have missed something, please ...

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    I need you to find a title and subtitle for my article. The title should be outstanding, interesting, informative. The title should not be a clickbait. Examples for good titles: - You don’t need to break a leg you need a process. - A stupid with a plan can beat a genius with hope. The title should be related to the subject (process) or can be drown upon the subject.

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    It's about an application, which includes both a client side and a server side. The server side is written on ASP.net, The client side on JavaScript. The server side must contain a database with at least two tables and contain all the operations: query / retrieval according to conditions, update, insert and delete. Modular separation between Business Logic and UI must be maintained. To includ...

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    We have a client in java swing it uploads only the server We need to fix 1. timer to sync files in a folder/folder tree (a stupid function to only upload when folder is selected is in place now) 2. remove menu icons in the mini menu 3. create installation package for MAC and PC 4. obfuscate code. 5. Create an exe/pkg file for each environment so the java can not be backward engineered. What we n...

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    Hello, I have one page simple HTML file (which is simple and stupid), I need a professional person to use bootstrap or other libraries to make it fully responsive (all phones, screens, such as iPhones, etc) and add some effects (with free libraries) to make advance. Note that this is just a simple test, if you do it I will give you the remaining pages. Thank you.

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    I have a PyTorch model that needs to get converted into MLModel. As well, build a sample app that feeds the model with inputs and gets and processes the model output. Deliverables Xcode sample project. I need eventually an Xcode project purely in Swift, that use native Swift (no third party none-Swift based) to handle everything. So an app that pick an image and a mask (stupid-simple mockup), a...

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    Im putting together a business video and need some video footage related to the topics below, for each topic I need approx 5-15 seconds- the footage should be related to the topics and can be funny or quirky if possible should be of a high resolution from 1920 x1080+ I need two pieces of footage for each of the topics below Search Engine Optimisation Mysterious Dark Art Computer Binary System ...

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    Trophy icon Re-Design our Menu Signboard Bitti left

    We are a small Korean restaurant based in London. We are looking to refresh our current menu signboards. You should use creative elements to design a new signboard using the same information from our current menu signboards which are attached. - There are two Menu Signboards - available in PDF or CDR - You can use Purple, Yellow and Magenta colours whilst also adding black, white and grey elemen...

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    Help request Bitti left

    Hi Simon, I know this is not right to ask like this, but I saw you completed this project #25462301. And I was wondering if you could share the paper with me. I know its so stupid to ask that for free, but I am really in the bad situation, and I will not graduate if I don't post that report. Thanks for understanding, I hope you can do a good thing for me.

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    probably a stupid setting im not getting, i am having issue with slaves server with VNC that do not waht to launch

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    We are looking for a team person with experience in the support service. The essence of the work: support and processing of leads in the chat of the site support service, E-mail and Telegram. The working schedule is discussed, preferably 9-19 Moscow time with two breaks of 1 hour. 5 or 7 days a week (Weekends are paid more) Required skills: -English language Advanced (Certificates of education ar...

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    As an Amazon Seller Spreadsheet Guru you should naturally enjoy consuming and manipulating large amounts of data to draw conclusions and actionable insights. We are a fast growing e-commerce company that focuses on selling products via Amazon in the USA. We’ve been in the e-commerce space for about 10 years, have built 5 private label brands and have doubled our sales and team in the last 12...

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    We built a device using the following components: Raspberry Pi Zero W + GPS+GSM Hat ( [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın]) + IMU Hat ( [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın]) + A OBD CAN adaptor to be connected to a car CAN port ( [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın]) The device should pull data about the gps c...

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    I need someone who can create a copy of my driving lic all details provided non chip license haryana wont pay stupid money max $40 AUD

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    READ THE ENTIRE POST OR I WILL BLOCK YOU-DO NOT AUTO APPLY OR I WILL BLOCK YOU I need someone to create a list of 200-300 small business owners ASAP- You must be able to start now and deliver the list of 200 by tomorrow morning 8am pacific time- DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH STUPID QUESTIONS OR CONTACTS THAT DO NOT FIT MY REQUIREMENTS These must be located in Contra Costa County in California- all b...

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    searching for a highly experienced project manager, who helps us to - organize tasks - ask "stupid" questions for unclear tasks to the assignees - prepares sprints for the project managment you background? - marketing agency knowledge - project management experiences - jira or redmine experiences - expected effort about 1-2h per day in you bid you provide - your pm certifications - yo...

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    Application Overview: Goal on a recurring basis load individual player data categorized by team which is updated on a daily basis to an Excel worksheet. From that data load the worksheet manipulates the daily data (formulas) from which various outcomes from upcoming games can be determined. Successfully application - it all works except ..... The problem: When using power query (Excel 2021)...

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    This is a fast small project for a great coder. Why? So we can see 1. If you can do it 2. If you are honest 3. If you are fair priced Then we have more apps to work on. Please re read that. I am NOT looking for coder who thinks we are stupid, and wants to try to fool us. The job is to REDO login screens. ALL code is already done Here is a view of it. [URL'yi g&oum...

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    This is a fast small project for a great coder. Why? So we can see 1. If you can do it 2. If you are honest 3. If you are fair priced Then we have more apps to work on. Please re read that. I am NOT looking for coder who thinks we are stupid, and wants to try to fool us. The job is to REDO login screens. ALL code is already done Here is a view of it. [URL'yi g&oum...

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    Logo Design Bitti left

    Lab21 is a cryptocurrency research and algorithm trading company. We come from a scientific background and believe in data driven decision making rather than simple spray and pray. However, we are also advent believer in crypto and seasoned moon boys, our branding will not be boring/traditional/financial, it will be funky/stupid/playful! LOGO DESIGN: - see reference file attached - need 3 iterati...

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    Please respond to the three projects outlined below with quotes, examples of your work and approximate timeline for completion. I want to update the graphic look and feel of the graphics for all of our company material: web site, direct mail, stationary, email brochures, etc. I would like to do this as three separate projects. 1. Graphic design foundation – look, feel, font that would be...

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    This is a simple project for a smart coder. Why? So we can test you to see 1. If you can do it 2. If you are honest 3. If you are fair priced Then we have more apps to work on. I am NOT looking for coder who thinks we are stupid, and wants to try to fool us. The job is to REDO login screens. The code is already done Here is a view of it. [URL'yi görüntülemek i&cced...

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    I need a semi-detailed caricature of Joe Biden looking either stupid or like a thief. NOT sinister. Goofy. This is for a t-shirt print. Maximum of 2 or 3 colors.

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    Hi, I hope you're well! Apologies in advance for any stupid questions, I am not super technologically literate. So I have a project that i'm doing that was initially going to be a physical art installation but now, due to covid, I've been flirting with the idea of making it a virtual installation instead - via AR, accessed by QR code scanning. Basically, I'd like for someon...

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    Write me 6 pages Essay. Double space. Good and bad about mayonnaise. Be fun, be creative. Be stupid. MLA format, with sources cited.

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    Lay in bed for the whole day. Tangled in your perfect white sheets with your silk pillow and puffy comforter. Drink lots of tea, but drink even more coffee. Wander through the perfume section in stores and test every single sent. Buy yourself flowers because you are beyond worth [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın] yourself to something pretty even if there is absolut...

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    He is governor of Arizona design character should be iconic cynical dirty politican. we are trying to make a funny negative image of him. So when peoples see them they will recognize them But face should be funny, Like eyebrows or nose should be big or funny whatever you can do with it. Make him look "stupid" cynical clown like foolish dumb goofy should be in Black single color could b...

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    funny negative 2D sketch i am looking for with single color. He is governor of Arizona cynical dirty politican. we are trying to make a funny negative image of him. So when peoples see them they will recognize them But face should be funny, Like eyebrows or nose should be big or funny whatever you can do with it. Make him look "stupid" cynical clown like foolish dumb goofy

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    SEO & Adwords Bitti left

    Hello, we are looking to get SEO done for our website and also run Adwords campaign. You need to be very competitive and only white-hat seo practise. No spam or stupid link building pratcises. Share your portfolio.

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    Hi everybodey I'm looking for ideas for funny topics to make youtube videos. This can give you an idea: [URL'yi görüntülemek için giriş yapın] I'm looking for: - People of the past who had a very funny and hard to believe story - Funny stuff I can make videos about (for instace funny stuff of the past that today it sound so stupid) You can enter multiple ent...

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    SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY – Experienced video editing experience IS A MUST. Please FOLLOW ALL DIRECTIONS exactly as stated, if not, we will NOT reply to your application. If you do NOT have professional video editing experience, please do NOT apply. ***QUESTIONS: all questions listed below, must be answered for consideration. Position: Video Editor Needed (creative, professional, talented). L...

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    Stupid zombies Bitti left

    Want to make a game like stupid zombies, concept similar, but diffrent backgrounds....and diffrent enemies

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    Hello Guys. I have the Power Bi html code for my website. But ı want the show this report in mobile too. This code just for Desktop. in mobile this html code seems so stupid. If someone can help me about this subject , contact with me please.

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    Alright dickhead, you don't message and block like an idiot. I'm far from desperate and definitely don't need to work for a self entitled american prick like you. Where you see toxicity in my message I see reality and facts, but keep following your egocentric bigot brain, you gonna go so far with it. I bet you voted for Trump. Stupid cunt.

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    logo design for a new campaign for youth which focuses on the important of participating of women's in and anti hate speech plus not making stupid/toxic people famous on social media and finally the importance of peaceful protest instead of violence demonstration

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    Önde Gelen stupid Topluluk Makaleleri