I am in the US and starting a beach/ surf wear brand. My company and whole ethos was inspired by an Aussie mate and my logo features a surfing buddha. I need to create "words of wisdom" using funny Aussie lingo that I may potentially use in my marketing and possibly on tee shirts. I think this is a great project for someone with a terrific sense of humor and possibly a knowledge of the Zen culture. Specifically I need 50-100 funny as well as thought provoking words of wisdom (if you can possibly get both in each case that would be brilliant!), each one must contain some word or phrase that is uniquely Aussie. My audience is Americans but I may market to Aussies down the line. I would be nice if you could at least submit one that shows you have an idea of what I'm looking for and at that time I would be happy to share more details about our company.
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I'm a native Aussie-speaker and copywriter from Brisbane (just up the road from the famous Gold Coast). See my PM for further details, would love to work for a great beach brand!
Hi I'm from Australia and think that I could do this task with ease. I've included a couple of Aussie sayings in your PM. Thanks for your consideration.
I'm a free lance writer from India. I've good resources from where I can get you some really funny quotes in Australian lingo. One of the quotes is below "I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHA Daha Fazla