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Внимание! Инструкции на английском языке, но мне нужен текст на русском языке! для завершения задачи необходимо хорошо понимать английский язык. Пожалуйста, внимательно прочитайте инструкцию. Currently I am developing a Russian website “den rozhdeniya” that will offer all birthday texts like: different kinds of wishes, wishes for different recipients and birthday poems. For this website, I need a creative native Russian speaker who can write me congratulation texts second foolowing recipy: I need 40 wishing texts: 5x birthday wishes FOR HUSBAND/WIFE This wishes should be beautiful, romantic, emotional, sentimental, with love, contain thank for love and care, … 5x FUNNY TEXTS for a congratulating someone to a birthday. Texts can be a bit ironic about the age, joking wishing texts. Write it for general recipient- not for someone concrete, so, that it can use it everyone for his occasion. 5x wishes for PARENTS- beautiful, sentimental wishes for a birthday of the parents (mom/dad). Should contain a thank for care/love and of course also wish it self, can contain also some memory on past and experience and thank for care and love. 5x WISHES FOR FRIENDS - friendly, funny, original wishes- something special what you can write to your friend for a birthday. This wishes should be especially creative, special, that friend can see, you took your time to write this wish. 3x wishes for COLLEAGUE & BOSS& BUSINESS PARTNER - formal, traditional, not emotional wish for a birthday of your boss/colleague from job/business partner. 4x wishes for SON & DAUGHTER (clever, love-ful wishes with some advice, emotional, pathetic, nostalgic, can remember past/when child was small, sweet wishes from loving parents) 3x wishes for BROTHER & SISTER (beautiful, funny and special, original wishes for birthday of brother/sister, can contain some commune memory, experience or joke…) 4x SHORT wishes for a birthday, which can be send like sms or whats-up or telegram. Should be short, that it is matching as a texts of max. 2 sms. Those wishes can be traditional/formal/original or funny. 4x wishes FOR FORGOTTON BIRTHDAY (when you write someone 1 or more days after the birthday, should be funny and contain some small apology ad example: „I am very sorry that I forgot your birthday…Hopefully it is excuing me, that it happends me only once a year. Happy Birthday“ something in this style… 2x POEMS for a birthday (short poem, 2-8 verses, can have rhymes, has not to, can be funny, romantic, beautiful, special…) Please use your creativity and fantasy- I need original wishes, whih really help/inspire the visitor, not something dry, what is writing everyone!! Each wish should have around 30-40 words, all the texts together should be around 1350-1600 words. - You should have a passion for creative writing and already experience in this field - Please write in a high level language. - The texts have to be written unique and exclusive for me / my company, combined with the full right to publish them in any media.