During lockdown I have been putting together a stand up comedy show that I'm hoping to start performing live. Of course, this is something of a problem because no venues are currently open in the UK. The next best thing, therefore, is to do an audio version, stick it on YouTube and promote it that way.
I have already recorded all the jokes/routines (99 in total) in audio files. What I need doing is for someone to piece them all together and add in effects to make it sound like a genuine recording from a live gig (add crowd laughter, put a touch of reverb on my voice to make it sound like I'm speaking into a microphone, cheering and applause etc.). I'm fully aware this is cheating, but I haven't been left with too many other options!
Once the bidding closes I shall send you one of the files so you can edit it and send it back to me. Whoever does the best job will be awarded the project. Also fear not, as I shall send you a script of the entire show, complete with guidelines as to what to do and what effects should go where.
Also, bids from bots and fake accounts will be ignored. To prove that you're not a bot, please start your pitch with the words; "Desmond Tutu's foo-foo".
Thanks and I shall leave you to carry out your evil bidding!
*Edit*: I'm ideally looking for a freelancer who is either British or who has lived in Britain for a number of years. This is purely because most of the jokes are about British culture and politics. Furthermore, the humour is largely dark, self-deprecating, harsh, sarcastic and pessimistic (a la Frankie Boyle, Romesh Ranganathan, Jimmy Carr and Jack Dee). I feel the best and most realistic results will be achieved by hiring someone who actually *gets* the jokes and, in an ideal world, likes that sort of humour and finds them funny.
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Desmond Tutu's foo-foo Hello, i'm a sound technician. i can make the edit an mix you need, i can make you a little demo if you want, just let me know in the chat if you are ineterested!
Desmond tutu's foo-foo. Hi. Have own audio recording studio and big experience in audui editing. Please send materials and I Will do test editing for you. Have a good Day =)
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