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Write funny insights on what television has taught you

Hi,

I want funny insights on what television has taught you. I want them to reference a particular TV show and then say "taught me." Each insight can be 1-3 sentences long (generally 30 words or more in total). I am looking for quality of insight over length (meaning they do not have to be terribly long, but should be laugh-out-loud funny). They can be raunchy, politically incorrect, and even slightly offensive, but not too mean-spirited or malicious. Examples include:

"Friends taught me if I live in New York City, I wouldn’t ever have to meet any black or Asian people. I didn’t realize it until I moved in, but I live in Chinatown."

"Jersey Shore taught me that college is for losers. I can make more money pumping my fists and, if I was a girl, getting punched in the face."

I want 150 insights in total and have a budget of $30. Please submit 2 insights to be considered for this job. There is room to increase the number of insights/pay if you do a good job.

quantanalyst

EDIT: submissions DO NOT need to start with "[TV show] taught me."

Beceriler: Article Writing, Blog, Kurgu, Forum İlanı, Yerine Yazma

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