I want funny insights on what television has taught you. I want them to reference a particular TV show and then say "taught me." Each insight can be 1-3 sentences long (generally 30 words or more in total). I am looking for quality of insight over length (meaning they do not have to be terribly long, but should be laugh-out-loud funny). They can be raunchy, politically incorrect, and even slightly offensive, but not too mean-spirited or malicious. Examples include:
"Friends taught me if I live in New York City, I wouldn’t ever have to meet any black or Asian people. I didn’t realize it until I moved in, but I live in Chinatown."
"Jersey Shore taught me that college is for losers. I can make more money pumping my fists and, if I was a girl, getting punched in the face."
I want 150 insights in total and have a budget of $30. Please submit 2 insights to be considered for this job. There is room to increase the number of insights/pay if you do a good job.
EDIT: submissions DO NOT need to start with "[TV show] taught me."
8 freelancers are bidding on average $63 for this job
"I never realized how tough high school can be. 90210 taught me how hard it must be to juggle boyfriends, sleep around, screw others over while acting like a complete bimbo the whole time."
Prison break has taught me, it is not that impossible to break into any prison. Gossip girls has taught me,in high school better be high about your fashion than your study, on a serious note.