Write funny insights on what television has taught you


I want funny insights on what television has taught you. I want them to reference a particular TV show and then say "taught me." Each insight can be 1-3 sentences long (generally 30 words or more in total). I am looking for quality of insight over length (meaning they do not have to be terribly long, but should be laugh-out-loud funny). They can be raunchy, politically incorrect, and even slightly offensive, but not too mean-spirited or malicious. Examples include:

"Friends taught me if I live in New York City, I wouldn’t ever have to meet any black or Asian people. I didn’t realize it until I moved in, but I live in Chinatown."

"Jersey Shore taught me that college is for losers. I can make more money pumping my fists and, if I was a girl, getting punched in the face."

I want 150 insights in total and have a budget of $30. Please submit 2 insights to be considered for this job. There is room to increase the number of insights/pay if you do a good job.


EDIT: submissions DO NOT need to start with "[TV show] taught me."

Beceriler: Article Writing, Blog, Kurgu, Forum İlanı, Yerine Yazma

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Having acquired most of my early life experiences vicariously, I was born for this job... 2 examples in PMB.

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This sounds like a really fun project and I would like to take it on. I'll post my insights in PMB for you.

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"I never realized how tough high school can be. 90210 taught me how hard it must be to juggle boyfriends, sleep around, screw others over while acting like a complete bimbo the whole time."

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Hello and please view PMB for samples. Thank you

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30 Rock has taught me that comedy writers are disgusting, actors are unbearable, and executives are sexy. But in order to be really happy you have to be a muppet.(WC 30) Sex and the City has taught me that being sin Daha Fazla

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Dear Sir / Madam , We are professional content writers - re-writers - copywriters - ecommerce - ebook writers and to your desired working projects and multi languages from the last several years and working with rus Daha Fazla

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I can never concentrate for longer than 1 or 2 minutes on a boring commercial. That is a tested, verified experience!

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"Parenthood has taught me that even though your parents find your weed in the bushes and take it away there is no need to worry about it. Someone will still be putting it to good use somewhere down the line." "Psych Daha Fazla

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Prison break has taught me, it is not that impossible to break into any prison. Gossip girls has taught me,in high school better be high about your fashion than your study, on a serious note.

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