Looking for an efficient article writer for ASAP work

Hi- I am looking for someone who has the time and energy to help me with some writing tonight. I have several projects that have been bumped up to finish early, and could really use some help. I am only making $1 per 400-500 word article, so in most cases that is all I can pay, but I will try to be more fair as soon as I can be. I am looking for someone who is available now to chat on a messenger program, who can write for me for at least the next couple of hours, and who is willing to communicate with me about time frames and deadlines the entire time. I have projects due tonight, tomorrow morning, tomorrow night.. All week. So if you are looking for some quick and serious work, please apply. :) The articles range from 350-500 words, and are on several topics. They are for different clients, so there is a variety of subjects and deadlines to choose from. I will gladly take several writers if the bids are right. Please confirm that you can do this beginning tonight, and for $1 an article. I will offer you more if I can, but you will already be making every cent that I am. :)