We're trying to visually represent the benefits of our website and
products from the copy below about our 1) Button-Down Shirts, 2)
Collar Stays, and 3) Undershirts.
So basically a little graphic for each point or however else you think
might be a good way to visually communicate all this text.
1) What makes Exuvius Button-Down Shirts so special?
1. Sizing is simple and personalized with no measuring needed
(this also makes our shirts a great-fitting gift). Designed for fit
men, our shirts are guaranteed to suit athletic and lean body types.
Every order is altered to your proportions using Personalized Fit
options that are your basic stats - data that even your girlfriend
would know about you. An expert tailor evaluates and alters the
standard Small, Medium, or Large to your stats, so you can rest
assured it’ll have the right size. Fit is important for other things
you wear, but now you don't have to have someone else measure you to
2. Our design engineers subject every design through a stringent
development process. First, fabrics are tested with hot women seduced
into the Exuvius test lab - relatively few are harmed in the process.
Look, feel, and overall desire are rated. Designs that pass are then
field tested. Our team of test-wearers then hit boardrooms and bars.
Only the designs that result in a morning-after
she's-wearing-only-my-shirt approval are
accepted. It's either that, or they use a dartboard...
3. Our shirts were engineered to be versatile. You could even
say... they have purpose.
* Contrast Fabric - Try to find another French Cuff shirt with
trim fabric inside the cuffs (not just on the folded side). We
pioneered this to allow for a gratuitous display of style when you
roll up your sleeves. Women everywhere swoon. Not enough? Kick back
a few Jager-bombs, flip-up your collar, and show off the contrast
fabric there too. Oh, did we mention we use the finest fabrics for
this as well?
* Adjustable Length French Cuffs - Use a computer at work?
Cuffs in the way? Shorten your cuffs on-the-go by 3/4''. Going to a
happy hour? Don't want your wrists showing when you fist pump in the
air? Lengthen your cuffs by 3/4''.
* Dual-Button Design - This patent-pending feature allows you
to show off clean white buttons by day and sleek black buttons by
night, while on-the-go. No more looking like a corporate tool in a
nightclub - there's even a hidden button hole to hide your unused
white button at night.
2) What makes Exuvius Titan Multi-Tool Collar Stays so special?
1. Tenaciously Strong - We could say that each Titan Collar Stay
is forged atop Mount Olympus, but that would be an understatement.
These collar stays are made from 100% Titanium making them much
stronger than even a stainless steel equivalent. Even the Gods are
2. Tremendously Lightweight - Exactly how much do these babies
weigh? Lets just say you'll never notice them in your collar.
They're much lighter than the house key you refuse to give your
3. Tantalizingly Proportioned - Each Titan Collar Stay is thin
and designed to fit all spread, wide, close, medium, and semi-spread
collars. That pretty much means it'll fit most any collar, except
maybe a tuxedo shirt. Penguins don't drink beer anyway.
4. Thrillingly Multifunctional - Just as the name suggests, each
collar stay is also a multi-tool:
* Bottle Opener - because a gentleman should always help a
lady with her drink
* Screwdrivers - becuase a real man must always be prepared to
screw things (opposing half-Phillips and slot tips)
* Thread cutter - because looking dapper means having no loose ends
5. TSA Friendly - Not only are Titan Collar Stays