Get on the front page of REDDIT, DIGG and active in 4chan

Looking for someone to submit a post on reddit, digg and hackernews and vote them all up to get to the front page. Either make them seem like organic votes or you have to get organic votes- the method is up to you as long as the result is there. My stuff is even the comedic material that reddit and diggers really enjoy. I do NOT promote spamful or hateful material. All funny stuff. Let me know if you have done this in the past successfully with proof. I'm happy to create milestone but payment is done once it hits the front pages.