I run a blog about motoring and need someone to drive relevant traffic (people interested in cars, driving, car safety and so forth) to my website, www.latterdaymotorists.org. I need someone who works fast, who works hard, and is available to talk over Skype. I will monitor daily to see how things are going, and if I see a good change in traffic then there might be more work for you in the future, so you'd better know what you're doing. Start your response with the letters "lolwtfbbq" in your proposal for me to even consider it.