425677 College humor/ funny or die wordpress layout

I need a wordpress layout/template similar to college humor/ funny or die. It must have the options to uploading links, videos and pictures similar to those websites. Include a featured rotating banner. This template/layout must be admin friendly which I can edit posts, add pictures, and videos without any problems. Watching videos should also not be a problem and adding ads shouldn't be one neither. Please study the layout I want the website to be very similar to those websites. There are other additional things that I will eventually want. Whoever gets this job will be guaranteed more jobs in the future if the job is done very [login to view URL] other upcoming projects is another website similar to fmylife called yousmh so the point is who ever does this well will be recieving more projects such as logo design, seo projects and more layout stuff. Thank you and please serious Wordpress programmers and designers only. I will judge you guys through your portfolios and experience.