URGENT: PHP and JAVASCRIPT + long-term opportunity if good quality work

Background: I am the president of USA internet business. Over the past seven months, We have worked with numerous programmers and are yet to find one that suits are needs. Our previous programmers were impossible to work with, as they constantly made excuses, they often didn't submit work on time, and, the work was full of errors. This project: • There is/are 1 or 2 'simple' java errors that need to be fixed. • Our current PHP support ticket system needs to be heavily modified. • 3-6 PHP code modifications/ small additions ....That is about it. I have uploaded a word doc with the more in-depth descriptions (I used these descriptions with my previous programmer) Of course, if you are hired, I will describe to you the requirements with more detail...and I will make things VERY clear. Requirements: • You must have a good command on the English language • You must send short hourly updates on your progress • You must complete this project within 36 hours after it was assigned • You must be online – ready to communicate • No EXCUSES will be tolerated – (I don’t want to hear: internet was down, power outage, car broke down, computer broke, computer froze, mom was emmited to hospital, car crashed…I heard them all, and I never believe them) • NO errors should be made..everything should be checked • Other portions of the site should not “stop” working out of the blue • None of the code is allowed for redistribution,- none of the code should be ‘stolen’..FTP logs will be watched for suspicious activity, and, we will be frequently searching the web to see if the cod was’stolen’ ..If you are cought doing this, there will be harsh consequences..(Basically, we are looking for honesty) • Lastly, have a positive attitude, and a sense of humor J Permanent Position: If you can successfully complete this project, and it meets the requirements outlined above, we will hire you full-time.