Browser Freeze webpage (NO Design Needed)

Hello, I want a code for a website which have these funtions which are given below: 1) Freeze the browser if possible. 2) No Left and right click mouse work 3) Visitor not able to close the Browser, Minimize Browser and Maximize. 4) Visitor not able to Close the browser 5) Keywords not working or specific keys. Anything else u want any info message me any time.