395796 Need a Sketch or Cartoon Logo

Hi, My Ebay Store that I am building needs a logo that is more like a cartoon or good sketch. It's called Mr Mom Jewelry. I need someone to design me a funny logo showing a man (Mr. Mom) lying flat on his back with a diaper on his head, while a little baby sits on his belly smiling while looking at a diamond in it's hand and a necklace around it's neck, along with some other funny things that would make most people laugh. Any input or ideas that you may have, please let me know in your pmb. If you want a fun project this is it. ;) I want to create a funny logo that will endear my customers to my business. If you can do this, please place a bid. :)