This will need to be a very simple "Coming Soon" website that will be designed with a simple font and MUST BE QUALIFIED TO BE SPONSORED BY GOOGLE ADSENSE. Very simply, whatever is necessary to qualify this web site for Google AdSense's minimum requirements must be fulfilled. In terms of text. This web site should just have the simple title, "Coming Soon" and below have the following informative text (Exactly as typed here): "This will be the best site ever to hit the World Wide Web. Unfortunately, due to my modest standings as a young academic, it will take a little while for this brilliant, shining tribute to the abilities of mankind to be constructed. In the meantime, make a mental note to yourself to revisit this site in a few months and when you do, make a mental note to yourself that, no matter how amazing the features and possibilities presented on this site are, losing bowel control as a result could be awfully messy. As always, peers, make yourself into someone who matters."