Moose S.

Moose is a pretty kool dood. Some people seem to think he is kool. Sometimes. he is guessing they are right. I mean, maybe. If they say so. Actually, you know what? They're right. Moose is a dynamite lit in a box of hot shit. Screw the haters. A cool dood like this probably has a real cool name. Or at least a name that doesn't completely fucking suck. Like at least not the kind of name that belongs to someone you'd want to just perpetually wail on. Maybe just a name that makes you cringe a little, but you guess you can deal with it if you've got to. It's just the name Moose was born with, it's not like it really matters. Who cares? But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. He would be way too moody for that. In fact, Moose probably thinks you've got some attitude and probably doesn't want a damn thing to do with you. You could always try to guess his name. But instead of that, here's a better idea. Why don't you just fuck off and go to hell? Here, name this magikal rock instead.