Comedy text / funny lyrics

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I do enjoy a good laugh and would have taken up standup comedy if I wasn't shy. LOL But right now I enjoy watching comedy videos (my Facebook timeline is filled with same). Please send a message and let's see how it goes. If you like one-liners and two-liners provided, please feel free to use 'em for your next gig. Cheers! PS: ignore the budget, just a place holder.

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hello there I am a stand up comedian myself and I write my set in English. I should tell you that I have started doing stand up since 4 months only. So I wouldn't say I have a lot of experience but I am sure I would be helpful.

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As most people will try impressing you through this description but i won't. I will just provide something magical

Give me one chance and I will make your stomach pain and your day full of laughter. I am a comedy script writer of my schools plays.

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OK, I dooo.... I work for my phone not desktop then please..... if u don't mind I do this work.. Thanku

Pliz tell me that your name is Greer Barnes, coz that's the king of stand up right there. Anywho, if it's acerbic one liners you's in need of, gimme a holla, maybe.

I love comedy, I write and I watch a lot of it. I would like to participate in this task and cooperate with you. Best regards!

Hi! I'm the best candidate for this project because first of all: I'm a comedian. I've been performing from 2013, and I've got the theoric contents and methods to write one liners and gigs, because I never stopped studying. (Videos of my performances in my insta account) And second, I speak english fluently. Finally, I'm also very funny and focused on work. Hope we can do it together!