Funny COntent Writer Required

Hi, I am a specialized writer, and I have some skilled article writers. I always confirm the articles while transferring to the client. Do not be anxious about the deadline. I am excited to come for your reply. Thanks with best regards jannatun

Hi, You need a sample and I need a stable good paying job. I would not mind a sample but will you give me my wish? Can our goals ever meet? You are going to make it happen for me otherwise ignore my bid.

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SCAMMERS SHOULD STAY AWAY ! I just love writing. Whether it be some academic writing, SEO articles, web-content writing, hardcore technical stuff, or whatever that involves writing.. I simply put my best and honest efforts in the work. It is depicted by my 100% overall feedback from different projects with all satisfied clients in 5+ years. I thrive to:- Provide highest quality work to ensure 100% client satisfaction. I believe that:- A satisfied client leads to a long term relationship. So, if you are thinking of getting your job done, then simply click on HIRE ME button to get it finished by an experienced writer!

Hey Bro, I want to work in your project. I can write funny articles, jokes etc for you. Thanking You!!

My English is perfect, both written and spoken. I promise you sheer dedication on my part, and I will get the job done as soon as possible.

Hi! When you hire me, you won’t get some cookie-cutter writer. You need a creative writer with a different perspective. I bring a unique viewpoint to every article and I specialize in funny. Large project or small, every client gets the best I have to offer, and I always make the deadline. You will find writing samples in my profile portfolio. Best regards, Kris Keppeler

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a trial with conviction is the best antidote to doubt

Sample Article: A serious epidemic seems to have gripped IIITB, its a dangerous, deadly disease which goes by the name of “headphonitis”. The patients of headphonitis can be spotted by their melancholy disposition. These creatures tend to haunt the campus with their earphones on. We randomly interviewed some of these souls for this edition. We’ll keep them anonymous, to protect their privacy. One fine night, while goofing around the campus, we came across one such soul. Being the insensitive nonintuitive nincompoops(Go figure.) that we are, we decided to shamelessly intrude his privacy. He gave us a look of utter bewilderment followed by an awkward silence(In which he probably questioned our mental constitution);he proceeded to eloquently answer us, stressing on the fact that he wanted to walk alone to avoid human interactions (meanwhile, politely side eyeing us). Casually ignoring the hint, we proceeded to barrage him with a volley of one- word questions, crossing our hearts that at least one of them would be relevant to the issue at hand. The next person that we interviewed wasn’t that amiable. He didn't take our advancements that well. His gruff and hostile proclivity failed to deter us and we harpooned on on our mission. Apparently the number one reason for headphonitis is to collect thoughts and contemplate all the mysteries of this world.

I have written this type of stories before i believe im enough skilled in this area of writing to help you.

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I am a comedy writer of short stories, humourous rhymes, comedy sketches and sitcoms. I have had material broadcast on BBC radio and I am the London Sketchfest Sketchscribe winner for 2015. Here is an example of my work...Many score and seven years ago Abraham Lincoln roamed the earth. One day he decided to become president of one of the countries of that very earth. Today that country is known as ‘America’, just as it was when Lincoln was president. Lincoln was renowned for his honesty and for his abilities as an orator but what he is undoubtedly best known for is the fact that he grew a beard but never grew a moustache. Some say he didn’t grow one as he had an aversion to the smell of it, others say he simply forgot but the real reason is that Abe suffered from Cottonus-addictedtus. Oft-spotted biting the legs of his trousers to get his cotton fix, the lack of a moustache granted him extra purchase on the trousers and allowed him suck back as much cotton as his bountiful breeches would allow. His wife threatened divorce after finding him passed-out under a laundry basket for the umpteenth time and during a show an actor named John Wilkes Booth after several requests to Lincoln to reduce the volume of his trouserly gnawings was left with no option but to shoot him in the head. Abe plunged from the balcony and landed in the arms of Con Tot an artillery expert who had brought several guns to the show and a man whose own name was an anagram of ‘cotton’. Somehow through a combination of guns and bullets the president was dead. The cotton was released without charge and to this day continues to be the most addictive pants the world has ever known. ​

I'm Esraa , 21 years ols . My sense of humor is so nice and funny . My English is very good . I'm an arabic native speaker . I can speak Turkish also .

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Helo, I am glad to be bidding on such a project. Naturally born funny I find this project really compatible to my humour and also my poetry skills if need comed Will work to deliver the best if considered Thanks

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