515306 Excellent Article Rewriter Needed (5)

I am looking for an article re-writer to work on a large number of articles. I am willing to pay $3 per re-written article, complete with all the required pictures. I need you to keep the general idea of each article, but re-write the content such that it is 100% unique. Please let me know your bid for 20 articles. The articles range in length from about 400 to 600 words. If you don't have impeccable writing skills, please do not bid. A good sense of humor is a must:)