Please find attached a mockup for a press release for a new software product release. Your job is to use that as your base to write an amazing and all-around awesome press release that will grab the reader from the eyeballs and makes him want more.
The target length (also max length) of the press release is 600 words including the headline and contact details. Only make a bid if you can start right now, and you have experience in writing press releases. The target audience are nerdish males who are interested in computers, mostly US based. I want the overall tone of the press release to be funny but not ridiculous.
The attached file contains some html tags. You can ignore them if you are not familiar with html. The final delivery must be text-only, no formatting can be used.
Hi there!
I can do this for you and I can promise you that I will do an excellent job. I've written various press releases and sales pitches for software, one of which I've PM'd you, so please check that out to see my abilities.
I'm native to the English language and based in the UK with many years professional writing experience behind me and I also have great HTML experience too so I can ensure the formatting etc will be spot on.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Kind Regards,
Damon
Hi there, I have been doing academic writing, proofreading and data analysis for dissertations/theses and academic assignments for 4+ years . As a master's degree in English with major in both linguistics and literature, I may prove to be a perfect choice for your work..... Regards
Dear Hiring Manager
I have excellent written and communication skills. I have written for various retail websites. I have an excellent grasp of the American market. Furthermore I have an academic background that highlights my educational level and also have passed a number of exams on freelancer.
I can complete this assignment today.
Kind Regards
Dani