93493 Need UK sales

I have a website which sells legal novelty PVC plastic ID cards, the website URL is www.fakeiduk.net. What i need is for someone to market the website and start to get me sales, you will be paid $60 after i recieve my first 5 sales then $5 for every sale after that. Im also after getting a great google ranking and my banners and links swapped with other ID websites, i will pay seperatly for this. Please post any questions via PMB.