Completing my Facebook Style Classic ASP Timeline, Comment, like, autoload, repost

Please read before responding :) it sounds complicated but to good programmer can be done quickly i just lack time to figure out. I have already started on the timeline just needed it completed. i have created a username and password for you to test out and see it live. I need the time line to automatically load any new posts every 2-3 minutes, without refreshing the page i need members to be able to like, share or comment on the post. in the comment they may use text or upload an image just like on facebook. no html is allowed in the comment post and it should only be 140 characters. user should be able to post to the timeline as well, text or picture only. if the text include a youtube link or 3rd party link it should make that video view-able. no css and needed, it is already designed and can be seen once logged in. this is a CLASSIC ASP website backed by a SQL Server. If you are able to do this job then there is more work for you because I am building a music social network and am learning as I go. The site is [login to view URL] you will be working on the page... [login to view URL] ive only been working on this site for a month. [login to view URL] included