If you're so damn lazy that you can't get your butt out of bed to tangle with a diddly-doodly job like this, you should use a slob like me. I invented lazy while I slimeballed my way through my journalistic career in Fleet Street. Hey, I can spill, my pinctuation is porfict and I know exactly where all those dots and dashes (what's them called?) go!!
Ah well, back to bed: you won't be interested in my bid. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
PS: If you wake me, don't forget to have the 50% up front payment. I need a new hot water bottle.