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I am looking for an expert in blog and book writing with SEO knowledge, who can write content in both English and Spanish. This project is for personal use and I am open to any topic for my blog and book. Skills and Experience: - Fluent in both English and Spanish - Strong writing skills in both languages - Knowledge of SEO techniques for optimizing blog and book content - Experience in writing engaging and informative content - Ability to research and gather information on various topics - Understanding of the target audience for personal blog and book content

...will provide a draft with all the information that the flyer should contain, as well as the editable logos (one in png and another in svg). I need someone with immediate availability to get to work right now. The flyer must have a size of 800x800, be in png format and weigh no more than 1 MB. I will be connected all the time to facilitate and expedite delivery. Priority for designers who speak Spanish, although not exclusive. Please provide your own work so I can check if we are what each other are looking for. Necesito la elaboración de un flyer sencillo, que se vea "posh" y cool a la vez, para una fiesta de año nuevo. Proveeré un borrador con toda la información que debe contener el flyer, así como los logos en editable (uno en png ...

The subtitles are in Spanish, but you don't necessarily need to speak Spanish. The subtitles keep cutting in middle of sentences, dividing sentence in 2, sometimes 3 subtitles. You might say this is normal, but that's not what we want. We want each subtitle to be an entire sentences. So the subtitles need to be modified and rearranged. It's best to use a subtitle editing software for this. There are 40 subtitles, taken from video of about 20-30 minutes each. (some are 20 some 30) I joined (attached) all the subtitles files in a zip so you can check them. (it's christian stuff I hope you don't mind) Here's an example of what we are talking about: > This : 00:00:58,409 --> 00:01:03,638 Así que, por favor, tened paciencia, pero...

Need completed ASAP! Looking for a skilled writer to create funny (somewhat brutal) roast jokes for a friend's 70th birthday party. Mostly about a friend but also friends at the event Tone: - The jokes should be brutal and merciless in nature. Intended Audience: - The jokes are intended for a friend or family member. Context/Occasion: - The roast will take place at a birthday party. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Exceptional comedic writing abilities - Ability to create jokes that are both brutal and funny - Understanding of the dynamics of a roast - Familiarity with the target audience - Previous experience writing roast jokes for birthday parties or similar events

...showcasing previous work. – Technical Skills: Proficiency in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and experience with SAP UI5/Fiori. – Problem-Solving Skills: Strong analytical and problem-solving skills, with the ability to handle complex challenges. – Communication: Excellent communication skills, both verbal and written, with the ability to collaborate effectively in a team environment. English is a requirement, Spanish and/or German is a plus, but not needed for application. What We Offer: – Flexible Work Hours: We understand the importance of work-life balance and offer flexible working hours to suit your lifestyle. – Remote Work Opportunity: This position allows for remote work, giving you the freedom to work from anywhere. – Competitive Compensation...

I AM LOOKING FOR REDESIGN OF HOUSING ARCHITECTURE (05 FLOORS) I am looking for a talented architect to redesign the architecture of my home. Right now there is only one plant built, so I think there is still time to make some changes. I have the old CAD documents to give to the chosen one. Show me your portfolio. preferably Spanish freelancers

I am looking for a translator who can help me with translating technical manuals from Spanish to English for personal use. The ideal candidate should have the following skills and experience: - Fluent in both Spanish and English - Strong understanding of technical terminology - Previous experience translating technical manuals - Attention to detail and accuracy in translation If you are interested in this project, please provide examples of your previous work and your rate per word or per hour.

I am in need of a narrator for a documentary project. The narration will be in Spanish and the length of the narration will be less than 10 minutes. Requirements: - Fluent in Spanish - Experience in documentary narration - Clear and articulate voice - Ability to convey information effectively Ideal Skills and Experience: - Native Spanish speaker - Experience in documentary narration - Knowledge of the subject matter for accurate pronunciation and delivery

...safe! UPDATE: 11.12.2023! Dear All! Thank you so much for your valuable time spent on offering us your ideas! Time is pushing us, so tomorrow December 12 we will be selecting the winner who will help us on finalizing our website. Thanks again! UPDATE! Forgot to mention that we will need a mobile version of the website as well. And we will need the website to have as English language version as Spanish and Italian language too. Translation will be provided by us. Hi there! We need One-page Website Design. We need it simple, but high resolution quality, sharp and professional. Colors are Black & White. Fonts are Poppins family. Logo colors of the company are Black on white background & White on black background. Attached: 1. Icons to be used, 2. Text content to be used (...

Im looking for someone who can teach me the best AI tools to make my business more efficient. It would be great if you speak spanish.

...components to be shown in Spanish and English. Spanish is needed initially. But I need an easy way to change everything to English. Kevin can provide Spanish and English text and images. 8.0 Customize the website footer. Kevin will provide text. 9.0 integrate WhatsApp messaging functionality so that I can send messages 10.0 Make the whole theme customized and place all the options on the front end in order to enable making changes in the future. Preferred Website Layout: - Custom design Features and Functionalities: - The client has a list of specific features and functionalities that they want to be implemented on the website. Color Scheme and Branding Guidelines: - The client will provide the color scheme and branding guidelines to be implemented on the web...

I am in need of a Spanish translator in Oaxaca City to assist me with a single transaction. I require verbal translation services for less than an hour. Skills and Experience: - Fluent in both Spanish and English - Excellent communication skills - Knowledge of local businesses and stores in Oaxaca City - Ability to quickly and accurately translate conversations in real-time - Familiarity with purchasing appliances in Mexico - Reliable and punctual

I am looking for a graphic designer or someone skilled en la plataforma de canva designs to create an ebook of cooking recipes. The project is for personal use and the preferred language for the ebook is Spanish. I would like the design style to be minimalistic. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in graphic design and canvas designs - Strong understanding of ebook layout and formatting - Fluent in Spanish to accurately translate and create content

...theme is Warehouse and you can change it if you have preferred or experienced one 12. Installation of post or blog modules, we may hire writer to post content with keywords for organic traffic The website sells sexual toys related products from south Europe to all over the world and the main marketplace is Europe. All products will be automatically imported with languages like French, English, Spanish, Germany, Portugal and Italy. If you just want to complete the construction of the website and get paid for one time, I can pay you the offered price. I prefer to find a partner to operate the website and the partner should develop the website like his own business. When the site starts function and bring sales, we expect the partner to take responsibility for most of the site o...

Hallo Für unser Social Media Marketing suchen wir eine Freelancer zur Erstellung von - Social Media Post - Carousel - Memes - Grafiken - Ai generierte Bilder Werkzeuge: canva oder figma Plattformen: LinkedIn, Instagram. Facebook Umfang: 10-15 Story/ Kampagnen Laufzeit: dauerhaft 1 Jahr + Das Projekt richtet sich an Freelancer die exzellent Deutsch sprechen und verstehen. Was ist noch wichtig: Zuverlässigkeit, Motivation, pünktliche Lieferung und Verlässlichkeit.

I am looking for a talented designer to create a logo for my Spanish company that is in the services industry. I am open to creative suggestions and do not have any specific colors or themes in mind. Here are the key requirements for the project: - Create a unique and eye-catching logo that represents the nature of our services business. - The logo should be professional, modern, and visually appealing. - It should be easily recognizable and memorable. - The logo should work well in both digital and print formats. - The designer should have experience in creating logos for businesses in the services industry. - Strong graphic design skills and a good understanding of branding principles are essential. - The ability to communicate and collaborate effectively is important to ensure t...

I am looking for a freelance translator to help me with a project. Specifically, I need someone to translate a document in English to Spanish and output it into a Google Doc. I am eager to work with someone who has a high level of proficiency and accuracy in both languages. If you think you have the skills for this job, and if the English-to-Spanish translation project matches your credentials, please get in touch with me. I look forward to hearing from you!

I am looking for a freelance translator to help me with a project. Specifically, I need someone to translate a document in English to Spanish and output it into a Google Doc. I am eager to work with someone who has a high level of proficiency and accuracy in both languages. If you think you have the skills for this job, and if the English-to-Spanish translation project matches your credentials, please get in touch with me. I look forward to hearing from you!

Project Title: Weekly YouTube Video Summary of All the Important News of the Week Project Description: - I am looking for a skilled video editor to create weekly YouTube video summaries of all the important news of the week. - The desired length of each video summary should be 5-10 minutes, providing a comprehensive overview of the week's news. -The person should be passionate a...week's news. -The person should be passionate about making engaging videos and audio. We will provide the news and company logos, the freelancer will be responsible for creativity and engagement. -We have an active newsfeed on the website and a mobile app delivering news and information. This will be our first video product. We are open to exploring ideas. -The ability to create in English and Spa...

El objetivo es descargar una pagina web de forma recurrente y sin fallos en firefox , es decir que sea estable en el tiempo, para ello tengo 2 extensiones muy parecidas, "extensionfirefox" permite descargar la pagina web completa en un unico archivo pero por contra cuando se recarga la pagina la extension deja de funcionar. en "extensionfirefox2" la extension no se detiene cuando se refresca la pagina , pero en contra, esta no descarga toda la pagina web solo descarga 90kb de los 10mb (aproximadamente) que tiene la pagina, quiero una solucion que me permita tanto descargar el archivo html completo y que no se pare cuando se refresca la pagina. la extension debe realizarse cada 1,5 segundos de forma repetitiva y sin parar.

English to French, German, Spanish, Polish, Swedish, Portuguese, I have a 450-word file that needs accurate translation.

...applicable Spanish law, in the absence of a choice by the spouses, is the law of the place where the property is situated (the lex situs) in relation to an immovable property 5.b Under Spanish law a spouse has also statutory occupancy rights in the property, even if it is owned solely by the other spouse. In other words If a contentious divorce case ends up with one spouse identified as the lawful owner, that doesn’t mean they can live in it or even sell it straight away There is a principle of fair sharing (which normally means equal sharing) of matrimonial property on divorce. 5.c During a contentious divorce case, the Spanish judge may decide to give one of the spouses the right to live in the property for a set period of time. 5.d Where no children are...

I am in need of an English to Spanish translator who can complete a translation of 500-1000 words within 3 hours. The text that needs to be translated is technical in nature, specifically manuals and guides. The translation is required for a general Spanish audience and does not need to be specific to any region or audience. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluent in both English and Spanish - Proven experience in technical translation - Ability to work quickly and meet tight deadlines

I am looking for a freelancer to install Odoo Community on my own server and customize it for Spanish configuration. Preferred Hosting Platform: - Server located in my company Level of Customization for Spanish Configuration: - Intermediate level (Language translation and some interface changes) Specific Deadline for the Project: - No, I am flexible Skills and Experience Required: - Experience in installing and configuring Odoo Community - Proficiency in Spanish language translation - Ability to make interface changes - Familiarity with customizing features in Odoo - Strong communication skills and attention to detail

...The survey will target a specific audience, namely traveler women professionals interested in Spanish. The main objective of the survey is to gather market research data. It is important that the survey is designed to be completed in less than 5 minutes. Skills and experience required: - Experience in conducting surveys and market research - Ability to design a survey that is engaging and can be completed quickly - Knowledge of the target audience and their preferences MY WISH is that even this primary survey could have a link to our WELCOME page which contains fun and fascinating language quizzes; and also, for those who feel interested, it contains a link to a sales page on TEACHABLE to my Spanish Live Conversational Course for them to sign in.. - Strong analytical skill...

I NEED A SPANISH SPEAKER AND AN ENGLISH SPEAKER TO TEACH ME THROUGH VIDEO SESSIONS. I am looking for an intermediate level instructor with expertise in 3D printers to provide instruction for my project. The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of FDM, SLA, and SLS 3D printing technologies. They should be able to teach how to operate the machines and provide guidance on troubleshooting and maintenance. The project requires 5-10 hours of instruction.

Urdu to Spanish Translation Purpose: Educational Word Count: 500-1000 words Deadline: Within a week We are in need of a professional translator who can accurately translate a document from Urdu to Spanish. The purpose of the translation is educational, and the document contains approximately 500-1000 words. We require the translation to be completed within a week. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluent in both Urdu and Spanish - Proven experience in translating educational documents - Attention to detail and accuracy in translations - Ability to meet deadlines and work efficiently If you possess the necessary skills and experience, please submit your proposal along with examples of your previous work in translating educational content.

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I am in need of an English to Spanish translator who can complete a translation of 500-1000 words within 3 hours. The text that needs to be translated is technical in nature, specifically manuals and guides. The translation is required for a general Spanish audience and does not need to be specific to any region or audience. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluent in both English and Spanish - Proven experience in technical translation - Ability to work quickly and meet tight deadlines

I need an assistant to help me to complete daily tasks related to C# and jquery. The project is completely in spanish, so the knowledge of Spanish is a must.

I am looking for a skilled freelancer to create a PowerPoint set on IB Maths. The specific topic that the PowerPoint slidedeck set will cover is the IB Mathematics Curriculum. I am looking for a slidedeck for each subsection (one on 1.1, one on 1.2, and so on). It is crucial that for every slide deck, the standard(s) from the IB syllabus are referenced. In a...PowerPoint presentations - Attention to detail to ensure all specific requirements are met - Ability to effectively communicate complex mathematical concepts through visuals and text - ZERO spelling mistakes, typos, syntax errors, or other grammatical errors. Remember, this is for education. Please use spellcheck and something like Grammarly before you submit. - Fun humor (especially the use of memes for Gen Z) would be a nic...

I am looking for a skilled WordPress developer to create a multi-page e-commerce website in two languages. The website should be available in English and Spanish. I have a specific design in mind for the website, so the ideal candidate should be able to bring my vision to life. Key requirements for the project include: - Developing a multi-page e-commerce website on WordPress - Implementing language options for English and Chech - Incorporating a specific design that I have in mind Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Proficiency in WordPress development and customization - Experience in creating multilingual websites - Strong understanding of e-commerce functionality and best practices - Ability to translate my specific design requirements into a visually appealing website...

...platform that connects buyers with suppliers for millions of products. Millions of business buyers from 200+ countries visit our website/app to source various products are currently seeking adept freelance copywriters who can craft SEO-friendly product descriptions in German, Italian, French, Mexican Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, Vietnamese, or Indonesian. Our ideal candidate possesses the following qualities: Proficient in writing in German, Italian, French, Mexican Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, Vietnamese, or Indonesian. Demonstrated expertise in crafting product descriptions across diverse categories, such as vehicle parts & accessories, consumer electronics, apparel, furniture, beauty, and more. Proficiency in SEO writing techniques. A Bachelor's Degree or...

Translate English vars to few other languages About 1200 lines. sample: $lang["paid_items"] = "Paid Extra"; $lang["number_of_paid_items"] = "Number of paid Items"; $lang["add_paid_items"] = "Add Paid Items"; $lang["item_name"] = "Item Name"; $lang["price"] = "Price"; $lang["this_field_require"] = "This field require"; $lang["both_field_require"] = "both field require"; $lang["category_delete_alert"] = "Are you sure you want to delete the category? All items data will be lost."; $lang["item_delete_alert"] = "Are you sure you want to delete this Item?"; $lang["vegan"] = "Vegan"; $lang["vege...

Spanish Translator for Personal Documents (Not Certified) - More than 1000 words Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluent in Spanish and English - Experience in translating personal documents - Attention to detail and accuracy in translation - Ability to meet deadlines - Knowledge of cultural nuances and sensitivities in translation - Excellent communication skills Project Description: I am looking for a Spanish translator who can help me translate my personal documents. The documents contain more than 1000 words and I am not sure if I require the translation to be certified. As a translator, you should be fluent in both Spanish and English, with experience in translating personal documents. Attention to detail and accuracy are crucial, as well as the ...

**** WAIT........... READ....................DON'T JUST APPLY FOR THIS PROJECT UNLESS YOU CAN DO IT IN MY PREFERRED BUDGET OF INR 600/- ................! *** Third party companies, please don't apply...*** *** ONLY genuine & freelancers who's first/second language is Spanish*** *** This is a very small project, so total budget is INR 600/-. If you can accept it then only apply*** I am looking for a native Spanish freelancer to proofread my document of 24 pages and fix any syntax issues and give a human touch to my work. This a very small project so my budget is fixed, if you can't do it in this budget, I respect but please don't apply and waste your time. If you can accept this project within this budget without compromising on quality, then ...

I would like to build a website for people to find language exchange partners. People should be able to choose a city , choose a language they speak and a language they want to learn such as English/Spanish or Chinese/English and then post an ad looking for a language exchange partner. They could also choose "online" language exchange where they simply post an ad saying that they want to practice the language with someone online. People can reply to the post. Should be integrated with Stripe so that we can charge a fee for posting an ad

We are seeking a skilled Spanish copywriter to create direct response copy for landing pages. The ideal candidate will have a strong understanding of market research and be able to write persuasive and engaging content in Spanish - Targeted audience will be in Latin America This role will involve conducting thorough market research to identify target audiences, their pain points, and create compelling copy that drives conversions. Please write you favorite animal with your replay. The copywriter will work closely with our marketing team to understand our brand voice and develop content that aligns with our messaging. Strong attention to detail and the ability to meet deadlines is essential. Skills required: - Spanish and native language - Proven experie...

Translation Project - English to Spanish I am looking for a skilled translator to help me with a project translating content from English to Spanish. The ideal candidate should have the following skills and experience: - Fluent in both English and Spanish - Proven experience in translation projects - Familiarity with the subject matter of the content being translated - Attention to detail and accuracy in translation - Ability to meet deadlines Certification: - The translation needs to be certified, so the candidate should be familiar with the process and requirements for certification. If you meet these requirements and have the necessary skills and experience, please bid on this project. Thank you.

...Leverage Node.js combined with for robust back-end functionality, with alternatives like Django or Ruby on Rails as potential substitutes. Database Integration: Incorporate a mix of structured (MySQL/PostgreSQL) and unstructured (MongoDB) databases for comprehensive data management. Multilingual Support: Design a manual language switching system encompassing languages such as Spanish, English, French, German, and Italian to cater to a global audience. Innovative Elements: Develop unique features including video integration in ads, a dynamic system for price negotiation, detailed product review capabilities, social network integration for enhanced visibility, live auction events, specialized sections for unique experiences, and a category dedicated to AI-created pr...

I am looking for a freelancer who can help me create funny material for my stand-up comedy routines and adult parties as Santa Claus. The ideal candidate should have experience in comedy writing and be able to create jokes, one-liners, funny stories, and anecdotes. Themes and Topics: - The material should revolve around the theme of being a naughty and nice Santa Claus. Length: - The funny material should be short and snappy, perfect for quick laughs and entertaining the audience. If you have a knack for comedy writing and can come up with hilarious material that suits the Santa Claus persona, please submit your proposal.

Speech Data Collection for Speech Recognition Software Development Purpose: - The purpose of this project is to collect speech data for the development of speech recognition software. Speech Data Type: - We require specific phrases for the speech data collection. Number of Participants: - We need a total of 1200 participants for the data collection. Ideal S...and Experience: - Fluent in spoken English - Clear pronunciation and enunciation - Attention to detail for accurate data collection - Prior experience in speech data collection or similar projects would be preferred Note: This project is open to participants located in the USA only. Participants will be compensated with $35 for their participation. In addition to the attached image 500 spanish speaking ...

Record your Voice and get paid upto 37USD - US Participants only Purpose: Language learning Desired tone: Casual Script: Will be provided after signup We are looking for US participants who are willing t...articulate voice - Comfortable with casual tone and conversational style - Previous experience in voice recording or language teaching is a plus - Must have access to a quiet recording environment and high-quality recording equipment - Accents or dialects we are looking for are Chinese/indic-hindi-tamil-gujrati etc/Austronesian/Vietnamese/Arabic/Frencg/korean/Salvic/Germanic/Portuguese/Italian/Japanese/Spanish, 1700 total participants required If you are interested, please sign up and I will provide you with the script for the voice recording. You will be paid for your time a...

I am looking for someone to help me with methods, strategies, and suggestions for achieving a good family economy. The project is for personal use and I would like the deliverable to be in Spanish. I prefer a written report as the final format. Skills and experience needed: - Fluent in Spanish - Knowledge and expertise in personal finance and budgeting - Ability to provide practical and actionable advice for managing family finances - Strong research and writing skills to create a comprehensive report on the topic

I am looking for a native Spanish-speaking male narrator who can bring an energetic tone to a sales video. Skills and experience needed: - Fluency in Spanish with a native accent - Strong voice and delivery skills - Experience in narrating sales videos - And that it is from Latin American Spanish and adapt the text to Latin Spanish, even if it is necessary to change words or some meanings, the important thing is that the native Latin American understands. Requirements: - The narrator should be able to work with a provided script for the narration - The video is expected to be longer than 3 minutes, so the ability to maintain energy and engagement throughout is crucial. If you are a talented Spanish-speaking male narrator who can bring energy and profes...

...freelancer developer to help me solve a problem with my Joomla. I need to add a new image to a slider, but for some reason, I can't access the admin administrator. Apparently for a CSS problem. I have this site on production. Please do not bid if: - Not a Joomla expert - If you don't have experience with PHP - You don't have time for this project - If you have trouble communicating in English or Spanish - If you have not read this information and understand it completely - If your bid is not final. No changes after the bid will be allowed - If you are not willing to start working now until finished For auto appliers, please add this: "I cannot read. This is my dumbo application. Please reject me" Here are the things I need to do: 1- Fix the CSS pro...

Words to be in logo>>> pieza del coche Domain to be in logo Usually Smaller and at bottom of design. Small TM to be placed bottom right usually. NOTE: This is a LOGO that has to do with CAR PARTS. Don’t add these words just for description. NOTE: This is a SPANISH LOGO >>> No ENGLISH is to be I the LOGO

I am looking for a skilled web developer to create a website for my new digital marketing agency focused on the veterinary and pet niche. The website will be in Spanish, as my target audience primarily speaks this language. Requirements: - Experience in web development, preferably in creating websites for marketing agencies or similar businesses - Proficiency in Spanish language If you have the necessary skills and experience in web development and are fluent in Spanish, I would love to discuss further details about the project. Please provide examples of your previous work and any relevant certifications or qualifications.

I'm looking for someone who sells PBNs in the languages below: Brazilian portuguese; Spanish; Arabic; Japanese.

Description: We are seeking a dynamic and results-driven Spanish-speaking Sales Executive to join our team in India. As a Sales Executive, you will play a pivotal role in expanding our market presence by cold calling potential clients, establishing rapport, and presenting our range of products to the Purchase Heads of organizations. Your responsibility will extend to maintaining regular follow-ups on a weekly or bi-monthly basis to nurture client relationships. Responsibilities: • Conduct cold calls to generate leads and identify potential clients. • Communicate effectively in Spanish to engage with clients and understand their needs. • Reach out to Purchase Heads and decision-makers within organizations. • Deliver compelling product presentations to sho...